Things I learnt this week
Being dressed as gypsy punks scares people who work in Sainsburys.
21 degrees is too god damn cold.
It's actually summer in London! Fucking tropical, it's terrifying.
Having to go outside to smoke gets me drunk quicker.
I shouldn't try to learn Africaan when full of Jaeger.
Transformers fucking rocks.
21 degrees is too god damn cold.
It's actually summer in London! Fucking tropical, it's terrifying.
Having to go outside to smoke gets me drunk quicker.
I shouldn't try to learn Africaan when full of Jaeger.
Transformers fucking rocks.