Human Anatomy
Lacey, Ian, Kelsey, and I were talking about the human anatomy. And I said "The male anatomy is one of the biggest jokes ever. You look at the statue of david and you see ripped dude, sleek, aerodynamic until you look at his crotch and there is a flange! If you were to fire a woman out a cannon, she would sail for a long time. Pretty sleek and aerodynamic. If you were to fire a dude out a cannon, his flange would cause so much drag that he would sail about three feet and hit the ground with a hard-on."