Me: What are you watching?

M: Some game show. Meatloaf's hosting, Flock of Seagulls and Toto are playing. note: I heard "Tool" the first time, which made it even more surreal

Me: Um. I have to go over here now.

Seriously, some conversations should never happen at 7 in the morning, or at least pre-coffee.

Free Will Cancer Horoscope for week of March 30, 2006Watch out for fake pizza-delivery drivers who're actually trying to issue you a subpoena. Be careful you don't see a blood red sky at dusk, in case it's a bad omen predicting the outbreak of tribulations. Beware of the possibility that a large bird carrying a turtle to its nest accidentally drops ( Read more... )

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Archie vs. The Punisher. I missed this when it was first issued. It's all here, in its crackheadedly wrong glory.

Wow.

We might be getting snow soon. Probably not in the lower parts of the city, but still. Cool. (How FUCKING weird is that that I'm thinking snowfall in March is cool?? Very weird, I tell you what. Normally I'd be all "Oh, look. More snow. Snowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnow. So tired of snow.")

Also, for your daily surrealism, The Muppet Matrix. A ( Read more... )

Z sent me this, and I felt the immediate need to share (as did serenada, great minds and all that):

Panda Kindergarten! (video with sound) Baby pandas sliding and hugging and learning social skills! Eeee!

::ded from the cute::

I'm wearing one of my favorite skirts today - a grey skirt that hits mid-thigh. It shows off my legs, but isn't slutty. It did, however, get me thinking about how I love dark grey clothing even more than black. A steel-grey silk longcoat would be perfect for me (oooh, maybe in duponi), except that grey threatens to wash me out, even more than my ( Read more... )

Thanks to the triple-punch of massive dentistry, truck accidents, and the IRS, we're broke. Very broke, and have been for almost 2 months now. I had to scrap plans to take vocal classes, we're not going on any trips any time soon (we still haven't gone on honeymoon), we're not producing any shows - it's not as bad as it could be, obviously. We' ( Read more... )

If you're not reading Doonesbury lately, you might want to.

Also? Get Fuzzy has a few things to say.

I wonder if Darby Conley and Gary Trudeau are coordinating this. Conley's a little further along in his storyline, but it's still possible....

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Following is a list of the supporting roles for a new Warner Brothers movie, "Dramarama". It's basically "Bring It On" set in a drama club. It looks sooooo cheesy.

(Note: I mock, but if I had seen this 10 years ago? I would have been all over this like white on rice.)

( Give me a D! )