Meme-age
1. How old do you wish you were?
Old enough to know better.
2. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At my temp gig. Went home not long after the first tower fell.
3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Insult the parentage of said vending machine.
4. Do you consider yourself kind?
Meh. Loving, yes.
5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
My next tat is "Ki" in kanji. Then a tribal phoenix. Then "my tattooed heart". Then....
6. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
All of them. Mandarin, Cantonese, Spanish, French, Italian, etc.....
7. Do you know your neighbors?
How could I not?
8. What do you consider a vacation?
Something with time enough for flopping and reading and slounging. NYC/DC was a trip, but not a vacation. If I go to Hawai'i in December? That'll be a vacation.
9. Do you follow your horoscope?
Sure. Don't often listen to it, though.
10. Would you move for the person you loved?
Eh.... It depends on where I'd be moving to. Rural Alabama, no. London, quite possibly.
11. Are you touchy feely?
Oh yeah.
12. Do you believe that opposites attract?
Yeah. It's the staying together they're not so good at.
13. Dream job?
Rock star.
14. Favorite channels?
Um....
15. Favorite place to go on a weekend?
Out of my mind....
16. Showers or bath?
Jacuzzi, which loosely translates to "naked young girls wandering around" (sorry, inside joke).
17. Do you paint your nails?
As black as my soul.
18. Do you trust people easily?
Sure, to a point.
19. What are your phobias?
True phobias? Drowning, cockroaches.
20. Do you want kids?
Dunno. Kinda.
21. Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Heh. No.
22. Where would you rather be right now?
Running along the Embarcadero.
23. What makes you feel warm and safe?
Curling up with a book, hanging out with good friends, sleeping next to a loved one.
24. Heavy or light sleep?
Depends on the amount of alcohol consumed.
25. Are you paranoid?
Just because I think everyone's out to get me.... No, just amazingly self-conscious.
26. Are you impatient?
Yes, dammit!
27. Who can you relate to?
Blood relatives. What kind of a stupid question is that?
28. How do you feel about interracial couples?
Again, what kind of a stupid question is that? Love who you love - there are bigger things to worry about than the color of a loved one's skin (or their gender, for that matter).
29. Have you been burned by love?
I think "charred" or "reduced to ashes" is more appropriate here.
30. What's your life motto?
I get knocked down, but I get up again...
31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
"London Calling"
32. What were you doing at midnight last night?
In bed, reading.
33. Who was your last text message from?
Nikki, taunting me about me being in the Marina.
34. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
"My girl, my girl, don't lie to me / Tell me, where did you sleep last night?"
35. What color shirt are you wearing?
Bonus points if you guessed... BLACK!
36. Most recent movie you watched?
Men With Brooms. Watched Hard Core Logo before that. It was a Very Canadian Weekend.
37. Name five things you have on you at all times?
Rings, cellphone, wallet, bra, attitude.
38. What color are your bed sheets?
Black. Of course.
39. How much cash do you have on you right now?
None. It's sitting in my purse, which is on the table. So I have cash on the table. (Yes, I amuse myself.)
40. What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The part where I make the whole chicken dance before cruelly trussing it and throwing into the roasting pan.
41. What is your favorite town/city?
I'm quite liking SF. Seattle is always comforting.
42. I can't wait till...
I go to Las Vegas next month, and then Nashvegas in October!!!! Whee!!!
43. Who got you to join LJ?
The Buffistas, as always.
44. What did you have for dinner last night?
A big-ass artichoke.
45. How tall are you barefoot?
5’7", I think.
46. Have you ever smoked crack?
Again with the WTF. Um, no?
47. Do you own a gun?
Janie's got a gun.... Or not, as the case may be.
48. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water. Coffee. Maybe OJ, maybe not. More coffee. More water.
49. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
What about the same sex? Did you think about that? Flirting techniques are flirting techniques.
50. Do you have A.D.D?
I resent tha... Oooooh, shiny....
51. What time did you wake up today?
7:15, which was 30 minutes late. Grumble.
52. Current worry?
Money money money....
53. Current hate?
Money money money....
54. Favorite place to be?
Down on the corner, out in the street... Apparently, my brain has turned into a jukebox.
55. Where would you like to travel?
EVERYWHERE.
56. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
57. Last thing you ate?
Low-fat granola bar. Ooooh, yum.
What music would be played at your funeral?
"Apocalyptic Modified Blues"
59. Last person that made you laugh?
scoundrel01. Goofball.
60. Worst injury you ever had?
I'm gonna go with BREAKING MY FACE.
61. Does someone have a crush on you?
Don't know. There's one who's totally infatuated with me, which works out nicely.
62. What is your favorite candy?
Dark chocolate-covered almonds. Teh Yum.
63. Favorite erogenous zone?
Choosing a favorite just seems silly.
Old enough to know better.
2. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At my temp gig. Went home not long after the first tower fell.
3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Insult the parentage of said vending machine.
4. Do you consider yourself kind?
Meh. Loving, yes.
5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
My next tat is "Ki" in kanji. Then a tribal phoenix. Then "my tattooed heart". Then....
6. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
All of them. Mandarin, Cantonese, Spanish, French, Italian, etc.....
7. Do you know your neighbors?
How could I not?
8. What do you consider a vacation?
Something with time enough for flopping and reading and slounging. NYC/DC was a trip, but not a vacation. If I go to Hawai'i in December? That'll be a vacation.
9. Do you follow your horoscope?
Sure. Don't often listen to it, though.
10. Would you move for the person you loved?
Eh.... It depends on where I'd be moving to. Rural Alabama, no. London, quite possibly.
11. Are you touchy feely?
Oh yeah.
12. Do you believe that opposites attract?
Yeah. It's the staying together they're not so good at.
13. Dream job?
Rock star.
14. Favorite channels?
Um....
15. Favorite place to go on a weekend?
Out of my mind....
16. Showers or bath?
Jacuzzi, which loosely translates to "naked young girls wandering around" (sorry, inside joke).
17. Do you paint your nails?
As black as my soul.
18. Do you trust people easily?
Sure, to a point.
19. What are your phobias?
True phobias? Drowning, cockroaches.
20. Do you want kids?
Dunno. Kinda.
21. Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Heh. No.
22. Where would you rather be right now?
Running along the Embarcadero.
23. What makes you feel warm and safe?
Curling up with a book, hanging out with good friends, sleeping next to a loved one.
24. Heavy or light sleep?
Depends on the amount of alcohol consumed.
25. Are you paranoid?
Just because I think everyone's out to get me.... No, just amazingly self-conscious.
26. Are you impatient?
Yes, dammit!
27. Who can you relate to?
Blood relatives. What kind of a stupid question is that?
28. How do you feel about interracial couples?
Again, what kind of a stupid question is that? Love who you love - there are bigger things to worry about than the color of a loved one's skin (or their gender, for that matter).
29. Have you been burned by love?
I think "charred" or "reduced to ashes" is more appropriate here.
30. What's your life motto?
I get knocked down, but I get up again...
31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
"London Calling"
32. What were you doing at midnight last night?
In bed, reading.
33. Who was your last text message from?
Nikki, taunting me about me being in the Marina.
34. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
"My girl, my girl, don't lie to me / Tell me, where did you sleep last night?"
35. What color shirt are you wearing?
Bonus points if you guessed... BLACK!
36. Most recent movie you watched?
Men With Brooms. Watched Hard Core Logo before that. It was a Very Canadian Weekend.
37. Name five things you have on you at all times?
Rings, cellphone, wallet, bra, attitude.
38. What color are your bed sheets?
Black. Of course.
39. How much cash do you have on you right now?
None. It's sitting in my purse, which is on the table. So I have cash on the table. (Yes, I amuse myself.)
40. What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The part where I make the whole chicken dance before cruelly trussing it and throwing into the roasting pan.
41. What is your favorite town/city?
I'm quite liking SF. Seattle is always comforting.
42. I can't wait till...
I go to Las Vegas next month, and then Nashvegas in October!!!! Whee!!!
43. Who got you to join LJ?
The Buffistas, as always.
44. What did you have for dinner last night?
A big-ass artichoke.
45. How tall are you barefoot?
5’7", I think.
46. Have you ever smoked crack?
Again with the WTF. Um, no?
47. Do you own a gun?
Janie's got a gun.... Or not, as the case may be.
48. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water. Coffee. Maybe OJ, maybe not. More coffee. More water.
49. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
What about the same sex? Did you think about that? Flirting techniques are flirting techniques.
50. Do you have A.D.D?
I resent tha... Oooooh, shiny....
51. What time did you wake up today?
7:15, which was 30 minutes late. Grumble.
52. Current worry?
Money money money....
53. Current hate?
Money money money....
54. Favorite place to be?
Down on the corner, out in the street... Apparently, my brain has turned into a jukebox.
55. Where would you like to travel?
EVERYWHERE.
56. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
57. Last thing you ate?
Low-fat granola bar. Ooooh, yum.
What music would be played at your funeral?
"Apocalyptic Modified Blues"
59. Last person that made you laugh?
scoundrel01. Goofball.
60. Worst injury you ever had?
I'm gonna go with BREAKING MY FACE.
61. Does someone have a crush on you?
Don't know. There's one who's totally infatuated with me, which works out nicely.
62. What is your favorite candy?
Dark chocolate-covered almonds. Teh Yum.
63. Favorite erogenous zone?
Choosing a favorite just seems silly.