Shtinky cheese...
:) WOW I found an amazing site, and a tenth of the things I'm sure I've done already!!
http://www.cs.earlham.edu/~jimg/reading/bored.html
474 things to do when you're bored. I'm sure I could add 26 to make it 500!
My 26**
-approach lone sranger announcing "I've got new socks on!"
-stare at your ceiling and daydream that the crusty stuff is clouds
-fly *or jump from a very tall place*
-stand on each side of door on doorknob and swing back and forth (make sure not to close the door)
-Eat lunch on your roof
-dump 1 liter bottle of soda on a person's head
--watch the person blow up and lose control
-gargle vanilla extract (you can get drunk...so be aware of surroundings!)
-squeeze under your bed and try not to think about spiders
-think about all the stupid things you've done
--applaud
-lick top of icebox
-try to hiccup
-pinch your elbow until you have a mark and start to bawl
--blame cat/dog/bird/sibling/invisible Franklin
-stare at neighbor's lawn and role-play what would happen if they were serial killers
-become a cereal killer (mash *empty* cereal boxes)
-curl up in a fetus position and await the world's end (best when 2 or more are in the room...therefore people will start asking questions and/or yelling at your idiocy...ignore, play dead)
--ignore inquiries; play unconscious and spring up and start yelling "THE HIPPIES MADE ME DO IT!!"
-laugh uncontrollably at nothing (best with more people)
-stop laughing...think of something sad as in death, sad movie, etc to make you cry...
-blow bubbles
-grab a dictionary
--try to write a story using only the words you come across
---throw it in frustration at the nearest blockhead (hopefully, you're not alone...)
-make a list similar to this one and cry at the patheticness of your thinking
SADLY that is precisely 26 and I am still feeling oddly bored...maybe cuz I don't want to do any of the suggestions...
http://www.cs.earlham.edu/~jimg/reading/bored.html
474 things to do when you're bored. I'm sure I could add 26 to make it 500!
My 26**
-approach lone sranger announcing "I've got new socks on!"
-stare at your ceiling and daydream that the crusty stuff is clouds
-fly *or jump from a very tall place*
-stand on each side of door on doorknob and swing back and forth (make sure not to close the door)
-Eat lunch on your roof
-dump 1 liter bottle of soda on a person's head
--watch the person blow up and lose control
-gargle vanilla extract (you can get drunk...so be aware of surroundings!)
-squeeze under your bed and try not to think about spiders
-think about all the stupid things you've done
--applaud
-lick top of icebox
-try to hiccup
-pinch your elbow until you have a mark and start to bawl
--blame cat/dog/bird/sibling/invisible Franklin
-stare at neighbor's lawn and role-play what would happen if they were serial killers
-become a cereal killer (mash *empty* cereal boxes)
-curl up in a fetus position and await the world's end (best when 2 or more are in the room...therefore people will start asking questions and/or yelling at your idiocy...ignore, play dead)
--ignore inquiries; play unconscious and spring up and start yelling "THE HIPPIES MADE ME DO IT!!"
-laugh uncontrollably at nothing (best with more people)
-stop laughing...think of something sad as in death, sad movie, etc to make you cry...
-blow bubbles
-grab a dictionary
--try to write a story using only the words you come across
---throw it in frustration at the nearest blockhead (hopefully, you're not alone...)
-make a list similar to this one and cry at the patheticness of your thinking
SADLY that is precisely 26 and I am still feeling oddly bored...maybe cuz I don't want to do any of the suggestions...