A joke probably only crisis workers will get...
So I was doing the sleepover shift at a crisis accommodation place for young people the other night, and at about 2am one of the clients (a charming 14y/o sociopath) knocks on the door and says he's having freaky thoughts, and said:
"Dan, what would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night in the dark and there was a huge skeleton horse standing next to the bed?"
To which I responded:
"Well, it depends - if I was on shift then I'd get up, write it in the log book, then go back to sleep".
It's such a shame there were no other youth workers around to appreciate how funny that was *sigh*
"Dan, what would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night in the dark and there was a huge skeleton horse standing next to the bed?"
To which I responded:
"Well, it depends - if I was on shift then I'd get up, write it in the log book, then go back to sleep".
It's such a shame there were no other youth workers around to appreciate how funny that was *sigh*