I'm special
I'll have you all know that I have moved up in rank from Junior Frotmaster to Minister of Frotteurism. I aspire to one day be a god among frotting men.
One day, when I achieve my goals, you can say to yourself and all of your friends, "I knew the grand King Frotteur as a child, and look where our ruler is, now! Violating the president of the United States of America! Why, I could never hope to achieve such greatness."
And when Judgment Day comes, you, reader, will escape with your dignity: pure, virginal, unfrotten. Have a nice day.
(I'd like to note that reading the bible has some odd effects on me)
One day, when I achieve my goals, you can say to yourself and all of your friends, "I knew the grand King Frotteur as a child, and look where our ruler is, now! Violating the president of the United States of America! Why, I could never hope to achieve such greatness."
And when Judgment Day comes, you, reader, will escape with your dignity: pure, virginal, unfrotten. Have a nice day.
(I'd like to note that reading the bible has some odd effects on me)