For posterity
Oh AIM. You are so wonderfully entertaining.
me: side note: [the hyperest 20-something ever] just ordered me to come to your house. that's the most random IM of the day
jackie: umm yeah for lesbian action
jackie: i think he wants you
me: ok, whatever. if he's too hyper for you, he's WAY over the top for me
me: ps. last night [coworker] decided that [icky usher] wants me, too.
jackie: HAHAHA oh man
me: even though i've said three sentences to him, ever. and he looks llke a monkey
jackie: [icky usher]
jackie: HAHAHAHAHA
me: so that was fun
jackie: yes, emily..its official. we have had the same guy want us. we should mark that in our notebook
me: we have a notebook? i'll put it on my blog
jackie: hahah yes! its not everyday
jackie: but my god..[icky usher] could not resist our hotness
me: hahahaha. who can, really?
jackie: i know..its like the first proof really
me: ha. yes. the secret hottness, that is apparently detectable only to annoying/gross/immature and/or gay boys
and later:
me: i have to say, that's one thing they don't prepare you for with the women's college
you expect to miss the straight boys...but sometimes, you miss the gay ones just as much
me: side note: [the hyperest 20-something ever] just ordered me to come to your house. that's the most random IM of the day
jackie: umm yeah for lesbian action
jackie: i think he wants you
me: ok, whatever. if he's too hyper for you, he's WAY over the top for me
me: ps. last night [coworker] decided that [icky usher] wants me, too.
jackie: HAHAHA oh man
me: even though i've said three sentences to him, ever. and he looks llke a monkey
jackie: [icky usher]
jackie: HAHAHAHAHA
me: so that was fun
jackie: yes, emily..its official. we have had the same guy want us. we should mark that in our notebook
me: we have a notebook? i'll put it on my blog
jackie: hahah yes! its not everyday
jackie: but my god..[icky usher] could not resist our hotness
me: hahahaha. who can, really?
jackie: i know..its like the first proof really
me: ha. yes. the secret hottness, that is apparently detectable only to annoying/gross/immature and/or gay boys
and later:
me: i have to say, that's one thing they don't prepare you for with the women's college
you expect to miss the straight boys...but sometimes, you miss the gay ones just as much