I'm baaack!
Hawaii was sick. I don't know where to start. Half in Wailea in Maui and half in Honolulu (Waikiki) in Oahu. There was a whole lot of wakeboarding, surfing, skimboarding, international market deals, walking around, girls, food, and pictures. It was definately one of the busiest one week vacation's I've ever had.
Maui-
When we first got to Maui, the view from the hotel reminded me of gorillas. The room was very big and the sheets smelled like cat pee!
We went out to check the waves and stuff and the weather was straight up crazy. Not to mention that the waves were smaller than godzilla. They have a very nice pool in which we met these crazy girls that jumped off a 30 foot structure into a 4 and a half foot section of the pool. Once they asked us how old we were and what our names were, we thought it was a good time to leave.
We later went to get food and shop around and stuff at a mall that was close by. There was a fountain that had fish in it but I think they were refugee fish because this particular fountain was very high tech on account of the lights!
They had strange shops where Lance and I encountered strange objects. "Welcome to Love Shack, where you can find all the items that can fufill your every fantasy! What? You're not 18! LEAVE!"
They tried to sell us weird things like fish and stuff that makes you bend over without pants on!
We got to have some tasty ice cream! Mmm!
On the way back, we learned that our old friend was due to return to catch up and have tea.
Upon returning, we noticed that all the statues in the hotel were rather creepy. This mermaid lady lives at the hotel and if you throw coins at her, she gives you good luck! Too bad we couldn't throw coins at her before we left so the airline wouldn't forget our luggage on another island!
The statues were creepy; except, of course, these cute dolphins.
We went back to the beach and made a nice sand castle and watched people walk on the beach. How romantic!
We then enjoyed a day full of wakeboarding and skimboarding. Hey David Hasslehoff, keep it safe!
And afterwards, we were so tired that we pretended to be lions!
As the days went by, we eventually made our way to Oahu.
Suntrips, the company that set up our trip was so reliable that they not only lost our luggage, they supplied the wrong times for our flights. We checked into the airport at 9 am to find out that there was a typing error on the sheet and our flight didn't depart until 9pm! Good thing they can charge 50 dollars a person to make sure we get to the island!
Our room wasn't ready yet but upon exploring, we found that many people didn't give a shit if we took pictures of them. The people there were very well dressed. Button that shirt up, Jimmy!
When our room was ready, we found out that we had been upgraded to a much larger room because the lady said that we were too big to be twelve years old. The beach was often very crowded even though this pictures doesn't show half of the people that were usually there. We didn't do any skimboarding here but boy, boogieboarding sure does give you nice rashes in the gentles! Oh yeah and the girl cheated and I showed her up.
But at night, that's when the real animals came out. And by animals, I mean the corner whores. Oh, and let's not forget the pendejos that like to fight on the beach with baseball bats. Oh, and also to sing happy birthday to a guy and take his pants.
With much interest in the area, we explored many shops that I have visited before many times. I saw a lot of relatives. Look, there's uncle charlie, auntie may, grandma grechen, papa magda, and mama murieal! Hi!
We went to the international market at least twice a day and I never took any pictures! But at this market, Lance and I made deals with very pushy asian vendors. They sold us lighters that have canadian maple leave logos and shoot fire as big as these torches! Not to mention the naked girl cards, naked girl lighters, spin-like-crazy-necklace, coasters, 3 shirt fo 10 dolla, butane that last a lifetime, pimp clips, sungrassers, neckraces fo 2 dolla because they give good deal, good price on shot glasses, and various other items of magic. One lady was so nice, she slapped me in the chest, arm, and head because canadian maple leaf torch cost 25 for good deal! Boy did taking the abuse help. I saved 15 dollars! Nobody here believed that I was 12 years old either. Another man said that my voice comes from my stomach and that Lance's comes from his throat. That made me cry. "How much money you have, big boy? I give you good deal, just for you because you ah a handsome boy."
And on the last day, we went to see Society Of Seven. They sang songs and stuff. I was terrified because they chose people from the audience to do crazy things that I can't do. But luckily, I'm asian and they avoided having me do anything since everybody else in the room was asian except for the people they chose to play with.
And on the day that we had to come home, we spent it all on the plane and now I'm still awake at 7:30am because I am jetlagged and it feels like 4:30am to me.... which I don't understand but whatever. I forgot to mention that we met a lot of weird girls. I mean WEIRD. And there were a lot of cool stories and stuff but I can't really remember anything irght now because I'm kinda tired and I was just trying to fit as much as I could to make good captions to the pictures.
I have a lot more pictures too. Oh yeah we saw the day after tomorrow on the plane. Who would have thought htey would have chosen such a comforting movie. Oh yeah and north american airlines/suntrips suck. I got bitten 4 times and got a sunburn on my back. I tried to make a happy face tan-tattoo but i was just so darn sexy that the stickers just fell off while i was boogie boarding. I'm tired.
GOOD DAY MATIES!
Maui-
When we first got to Maui, the view from the hotel reminded me of gorillas. The room was very big and the sheets smelled like cat pee!
We went out to check the waves and stuff and the weather was straight up crazy. Not to mention that the waves were smaller than godzilla. They have a very nice pool in which we met these crazy girls that jumped off a 30 foot structure into a 4 and a half foot section of the pool. Once they asked us how old we were and what our names were, we thought it was a good time to leave.
We later went to get food and shop around and stuff at a mall that was close by. There was a fountain that had fish in it but I think they were refugee fish because this particular fountain was very high tech on account of the lights!
They had strange shops where Lance and I encountered strange objects. "Welcome to Love Shack, where you can find all the items that can fufill your every fantasy! What? You're not 18! LEAVE!"
They tried to sell us weird things like fish and stuff that makes you bend over without pants on!
We got to have some tasty ice cream! Mmm!
On the way back, we learned that our old friend was due to return to catch up and have tea.
Upon returning, we noticed that all the statues in the hotel were rather creepy. This mermaid lady lives at the hotel and if you throw coins at her, she gives you good luck! Too bad we couldn't throw coins at her before we left so the airline wouldn't forget our luggage on another island!
The statues were creepy; except, of course, these cute dolphins.
We went back to the beach and made a nice sand castle and watched people walk on the beach. How romantic!
We then enjoyed a day full of wakeboarding and skimboarding. Hey David Hasslehoff, keep it safe!
And afterwards, we were so tired that we pretended to be lions!
As the days went by, we eventually made our way to Oahu.
Suntrips, the company that set up our trip was so reliable that they not only lost our luggage, they supplied the wrong times for our flights. We checked into the airport at 9 am to find out that there was a typing error on the sheet and our flight didn't depart until 9pm! Good thing they can charge 50 dollars a person to make sure we get to the island!
Our room wasn't ready yet but upon exploring, we found that many people didn't give a shit if we took pictures of them. The people there were very well dressed. Button that shirt up, Jimmy!
When our room was ready, we found out that we had been upgraded to a much larger room because the lady said that we were too big to be twelve years old. The beach was often very crowded even though this pictures doesn't show half of the people that were usually there. We didn't do any skimboarding here but boy, boogieboarding sure does give you nice rashes in the gentles! Oh yeah and the girl cheated and I showed her up.
But at night, that's when the real animals came out. And by animals, I mean the corner whores. Oh, and let's not forget the pendejos that like to fight on the beach with baseball bats. Oh, and also to sing happy birthday to a guy and take his pants.
With much interest in the area, we explored many shops that I have visited before many times. I saw a lot of relatives. Look, there's uncle charlie, auntie may, grandma grechen, papa magda, and mama murieal! Hi!
We went to the international market at least twice a day and I never took any pictures! But at this market, Lance and I made deals with very pushy asian vendors. They sold us lighters that have canadian maple leave logos and shoot fire as big as these torches! Not to mention the naked girl cards, naked girl lighters, spin-like-crazy-necklace, coasters, 3 shirt fo 10 dolla, butane that last a lifetime, pimp clips, sungrassers, neckraces fo 2 dolla because they give good deal, good price on shot glasses, and various other items of magic. One lady was so nice, she slapped me in the chest, arm, and head because canadian maple leaf torch cost 25 for good deal! Boy did taking the abuse help. I saved 15 dollars! Nobody here believed that I was 12 years old either. Another man said that my voice comes from my stomach and that Lance's comes from his throat. That made me cry. "How much money you have, big boy? I give you good deal, just for you because you ah a handsome boy."
And on the last day, we went to see Society Of Seven. They sang songs and stuff. I was terrified because they chose people from the audience to do crazy things that I can't do. But luckily, I'm asian and they avoided having me do anything since everybody else in the room was asian except for the people they chose to play with.
And on the day that we had to come home, we spent it all on the plane and now I'm still awake at 7:30am because I am jetlagged and it feels like 4:30am to me.... which I don't understand but whatever. I forgot to mention that we met a lot of weird girls. I mean WEIRD. And there were a lot of cool stories and stuff but I can't really remember anything irght now because I'm kinda tired and I was just trying to fit as much as I could to make good captions to the pictures.
I have a lot more pictures too. Oh yeah we saw the day after tomorrow on the plane. Who would have thought htey would have chosen such a comforting movie. Oh yeah and north american airlines/suntrips suck. I got bitten 4 times and got a sunburn on my back. I tried to make a happy face tan-tattoo but i was just so darn sexy that the stickers just fell off while i was boogie boarding. I'm tired.
GOOD DAY MATIES!