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Just one more reason that I love Carla:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emma!

1. The difference between Emma and a village is that Emma does not have a church!
2. Emmaolatry is the mindless worship of Emma.
3. A Emmaometer is used to measure Emma.
4. Donald Duck's middle name is Emma.
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Emma, though it may feel uncomfortable.
6. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Emma!
7. The only planet that rotates on its side is Emma.
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Emma!
9. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Emma Head.
10. Emma will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.