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Finally have something on my walls, huzzah!
Of course, I forgot what I actually went home for, which was hangers for my pants. Oh well.
I was watching tv last night and came to the conclusion that you can only go to Olive Garden if you can tell bad corny jokes that may be construed as awful pick-up lines about their never-ending pasta bowl. A-like so...
man: never ending pasta bowl? What's that?
Waitress: You pick a lot of pasta moron, that's what it says
woman: Well that should bring you never-ending happiness! ha ha ha
or as such:
man: This is my favorite combination
other man: Isn't that what you said abou the last pasta?
first man: well that one's gone, so this is the new favorite
Other man: Wow, why do I eat with you? You're stupid
The list goes on and on. I'm contemplating going to olive garden and having a similar conversation with my waitstaff, speaking only in commercial lines. We'll see how that works out.
Of course, I forgot what I actually went home for, which was hangers for my pants. Oh well.
I was watching tv last night and came to the conclusion that you can only go to Olive Garden if you can tell bad corny jokes that may be construed as awful pick-up lines about their never-ending pasta bowl. A-like so...
man: never ending pasta bowl? What's that?
Waitress: You pick a lot of pasta moron, that's what it says
woman: Well that should bring you never-ending happiness! ha ha ha
or as such:
man: This is my favorite combination
other man: Isn't that what you said abou the last pasta?
first man: well that one's gone, so this is the new favorite
Other man: Wow, why do I eat with you? You're stupid
The list goes on and on. I'm contemplating going to olive garden and having a similar conversation with my waitstaff, speaking only in commercial lines. We'll see how that works out.