April Fools' Day dialogue
He (in a gravely serious voice): Babe, i've got news..... I'm pregnant!
She (trying not to laugh): Wow. Well, if you think i'm going to pay child support, you're sadly mistaken.
He: And that's not all. The baby's half-black!
She: Which half, the right or the left?
He: The lower half!
(Curtain)
She (trying not to laugh): Wow. Well, if you think i'm going to pay child support, you're sadly mistaken.
He: And that's not all. The baby's half-black!
She: Which half, the right or the left?
He: The lower half!
(Curtain)