3 brothers drinking together - порвало
A guy goes into a bar and he orders 3 beers.
He sits down and drinks a little of the first one, then the second, then the third.
And he keeps going around like this until they're gone.
Then he orders 3 more.
The bartender says "You know I can bring you a beer after you finish one, and that way it will still be a good temperature."
But, the guy says, "Well, you see, I have 2 brothers. One lives in New York, and another in Australia. We promised each other that we would still go drinking every weekend, even if we're not together. So, right now, they are each at a bar, and doing the same thing."
The bartender thinks this is the neatest idea he's ever heard! So, he hands the guy three beers."
So this goes on for many months.
The guy comes in every weekend, and orders 3 beers.
Drinks all 3 at a time, and then orders 3 more.
Until one weekend he comes in and orders just 2.
He drinks them in the same way, and then orders 2 more.
The bartender says "I'm very sorry to hear about the death of your brother"
But, the guy says "No. both my brothers are doing just fine. I've just quit drinking."
He sits down and drinks a little of the first one, then the second, then the third.
And he keeps going around like this until they're gone.
Then he orders 3 more.
The bartender says "You know I can bring you a beer after you finish one, and that way it will still be a good temperature."
But, the guy says, "Well, you see, I have 2 brothers. One lives in New York, and another in Australia. We promised each other that we would still go drinking every weekend, even if we're not together. So, right now, they are each at a bar, and doing the same thing."
The bartender thinks this is the neatest idea he's ever heard! So, he hands the guy three beers."
So this goes on for many months.
The guy comes in every weekend, and orders 3 beers.
Drinks all 3 at a time, and then orders 3 more.
Until one weekend he comes in and orders just 2.
He drinks them in the same way, and then orders 2 more.
The bartender says "I'm very sorry to hear about the death of your brother"
But, the guy says "No. both my brothers are doing just fine. I've just quit drinking."