WTF moment #48503-09
If you've seen Celebrity Fit Club, you know Bizarre from D12 (bka "that fat dude in Eminem's group") is on this season and, along with 7 others, trying to lose weight. I had the WTF moment to end all watching the latest episode. For those not familiar, each week all the celebs get weighed in. Before hand they usually show some sort of footage of what they did the past week. Bizarre was in Detroit filming a new video. Blessing the hiphop community with more bullshit. While there some friends were encouraging for his weight loss (he'd lost like 14 lbs, I think) and some were... not. He hangs with a crew called the "Fat Killaz" (I WISH I was lying) and the "Fat Father" said something to the effect of "nah nah, ::breathes heavy:: I don't condone no type a weight loss. ::breathes heavy::" Word?
So Bizarre cheated his ass off that day and wound up not losing nor gaining any weight for that weigh-in. Harvey, the drill sergeant, suggests Bizarre go and hit the exercise bike they provided for 20 minutes to prove he's committed to losing weight despite the cheating. This fool says, and I quote!!!
"I ain't bout to do that. I ain't gonna be made a mockery of"
...Word? Check this out, playa. THIS is you:
A grown ass man runnin around with a shower cap, exploiting his weight for money refuses to get on an exercise bike because he doesn't wanna make a mockery of himself??!?
What. The. FUCK?
The shower cap is cool. Running after women with sandwiches in videos is cool. Usin that weird voice talkin' 'bout "oooh I’m HONGRY!" is fine. Walkin around with no shirt on, lookin like a grown version of one of the fat babies they show on Maury is fine. But being shown on tv EXERCISING!??!! Damn, you gotta draw the line somewhere. A man has his pride.
*cough*
So Bizarre cheated his ass off that day and wound up not losing nor gaining any weight for that weigh-in. Harvey, the drill sergeant, suggests Bizarre go and hit the exercise bike they provided for 20 minutes to prove he's committed to losing weight despite the cheating. This fool says, and I quote!!!
"I ain't bout to do that. I ain't gonna be made a mockery of"
...Word? Check this out, playa. THIS is you:
A grown ass man runnin around with a shower cap, exploiting his weight for money refuses to get on an exercise bike because he doesn't wanna make a mockery of himself??!?
What. The. FUCK?
The shower cap is cool. Running after women with sandwiches in videos is cool. Usin that weird voice talkin' 'bout "oooh I’m HONGRY!" is fine. Walkin around with no shirt on, lookin like a grown version of one of the fat babies they show on Maury is fine. But being shown on tv EXERCISING!??!! Damn, you gotta draw the line somewhere. A man has his pride.
*cough*