(no subject)
Just cause I wanna try and remember.
(Fuck you, Nelly! You stealin ass bastard! Here's the REAL "Country Grammar")
We goin down down baby down down the roller coaster
Sweet sweet baby. I'll never let you go
Chimmy chimmy cocoa pops
Chimmy chimmy pow!
Chimmy chimmy cocoa pops
Chimmy chimmy pow!
Gramma gramma sick in bed
She called the doctor and the doctor said
"Let's get the rhythm of the head" Ding dong!
Sure got the rhythm of the head. Ding dong!
"Let's get the rhythm of the hands" *clap clap*
Sure got the rhythm of the hands *clap clap*
"Let's get the rhythm of the feet" *stiomp stomp*
Sure got the rhythm of the feet *stiomp stomp*
"Let's get the rhythm of the hooooot dooog!"
Sure got the rhythm of the hoooot dooog!"
Put it all together and what do you get?
Ding dong! *clap clap, stomp stomp* Hoooot dog!
Put it all backwards and what do you get?
Hoooot dog! *stomp stomp, clap clap* Ding dong!
Shame, shame shame
I don't wanna go to Mexico
no more more more
There's a big, fat policeman at the
door door door
If he pull you by the collar, girl you betta holla
I don't wanna go to Mexico no
more more more
Quack-dilly-oh-so quack quack quack
SenTarita, rita rita rita
velour [velour? lol not even sure if that's what we said], velour, velourvelourvelour VE-lour!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ,8 ,9.... 10! (if someone slapped your hand on ten you were eliminated. then the game started again and another person was eliminated til we had a winner)
Miss Mary had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Mary went to heaven and the steamboat went to...
Hello operator. Please give me number nine.
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your...
Behind the refridgerator there was piece of glass
Miss Mary sat upon it and it went right up her...
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom pullin up their...
Flies are in the country. The bees are in the park.
The boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark! Dark! Dark!
(The dark is like a movie.
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV set
And that is all I...
Know I love my mother
I know I love my pop
I know I love my sister with the 18 hour...
Bra is like a girdle
The girdle's like a slip
And if you think there's more,
I am sorry, but that's it!) extended version lol
The space goes tonight together
twilight forever
bring back my lover to ME!
What is the me-e-e-e-e-ning!
of all the flo-ah-ah-ah-ah-wors!
They tell the sto-or-or-or-or-ry!
The story of L! (for lover boy) O! (for other boy) V! (for victory) E! (for everbody [I used to say "for Ebony!" with my corny ass])
Our hearts go boombadiadycha boombadiadycha boombadiadycha boombadiadycha!
Our sticks go sti-sti-sti-sti-ick! sti-sti-sti-sti-ick! sti-sti-sti-sti-ick!
Our pankies go pa-pank-pa-pank-pank! pa-pank-pa-pank-pank! pa-pank-pa-pank-pank!
Our guns go puh-pow-puh-pow-pow! puh-pow-puh-pow-pow! puh-pow-puh-pow-pow! POW!
(obviously to the tune of "Rockin Robin")
Tweet my baby! Tweet my baby!
Ya momma said she's rockin in a treetop all day long
Huffin and a-puffin and a-singin that song
All the little birds on Jail Bird street
love to hear the robin going "tweet tweet tweet"
Rockin Robin. tweet tweet tweet
Rockin Robin. tweet tweet tweet
Momma's in the kitchen cookin rice.
Father's in bathroom shootin dice.
Brother's in jail raising hell.
Sister's 'round the corner selling fruit-cock-tail!
Rockin Robin. tweet tweet tweet
Rockin Robin. tweet tweet tweet
I went downtown to get a stick of butter
I saw James Brown sittin in a gutter
I took a piece of glass, shoved it up his ass
I never saw the muthafucka run so fast
I'm a nut
in a hut
I stole a apple from the apple tree
so what?!
I'm craaaaaazy
I'm foooooolish
But I'm cool!
That's the way uh huh uh huh
I like it uh huh uh huh
That's the way uh huh uh huh
I like it uh huh uh huh
My name is Ebony
My sign is virgo
I like to play double dutch (never learned how to play, but we always said double dutch)
And boys are on mi-i-i-ind! [tf? lol]
Hands up for '89 (seemed the be the year I played this the most 'cause it jst sounds right in my head)
It's gonna be
A pickanick
No hesitations
No reservations [most of us used to murder this word and barely knew what it meant lol]
Starting with
Names of
Boys [it ALWAYS starte with names of boys]
Startin with
Ebony
Can someone help me with this last one? I can only remember one part
Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Yes, I left out Miss Mary Mack. Fuck that bitch and her buttons on her back. =/
(Fuck you, Nelly! You stealin ass bastard! Here's the REAL "Country Grammar")
We goin down down baby down down the roller coaster
Sweet sweet baby. I'll never let you go
Chimmy chimmy cocoa pops
Chimmy chimmy pow!
Chimmy chimmy cocoa pops
Chimmy chimmy pow!
Gramma gramma sick in bed
She called the doctor and the doctor said
"Let's get the rhythm of the head" Ding dong!
Sure got the rhythm of the head. Ding dong!
"Let's get the rhythm of the hands" *clap clap*
Sure got the rhythm of the hands *clap clap*
"Let's get the rhythm of the feet" *stiomp stomp*
Sure got the rhythm of the feet *stiomp stomp*
"Let's get the rhythm of the hooooot dooog!"
Sure got the rhythm of the hoooot dooog!"
Put it all together and what do you get?
Ding dong! *clap clap, stomp stomp* Hoooot dog!
Put it all backwards and what do you get?
Hoooot dog! *stomp stomp, clap clap* Ding dong!
Shame, shame shame
I don't wanna go to Mexico
no more more more
There's a big, fat policeman at the
door door door
If he pull you by the collar, girl you betta holla
I don't wanna go to Mexico no
more more more
Quack-dilly-oh-so quack quack quack
SenTarita, rita rita rita
velour [velour? lol not even sure if that's what we said], velour, velourvelourvelour VE-lour!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ,8 ,9.... 10! (if someone slapped your hand on ten you were eliminated. then the game started again and another person was eliminated til we had a winner)
Miss Mary had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Mary went to heaven and the steamboat went to...
Hello operator. Please give me number nine.
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your...
Behind the refridgerator there was piece of glass
Miss Mary sat upon it and it went right up her...
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom pullin up their...
Flies are in the country. The bees are in the park.
The boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark! Dark! Dark!
(The dark is like a movie.
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV set
And that is all I...
Know I love my mother
I know I love my pop
I know I love my sister with the 18 hour...
Bra is like a girdle
The girdle's like a slip
And if you think there's more,
I am sorry, but that's it!) extended version lol
The space goes tonight together
twilight forever
bring back my lover to ME!
What is the me-e-e-e-e-ning!
of all the flo-ah-ah-ah-ah-wors!
They tell the sto-or-or-or-or-ry!
The story of L! (for lover boy) O! (for other boy) V! (for victory) E! (for everbody [I used to say "for Ebony!" with my corny ass])
Our hearts go boombadiadycha boombadiadycha boombadiadycha boombadiadycha!
Our sticks go sti-sti-sti-sti-ick! sti-sti-sti-sti-ick! sti-sti-sti-sti-ick!
Our pankies go pa-pank-pa-pank-pank! pa-pank-pa-pank-pank! pa-pank-pa-pank-pank!
Our guns go puh-pow-puh-pow-pow! puh-pow-puh-pow-pow! puh-pow-puh-pow-pow! POW!
(obviously to the tune of "Rockin Robin")
Tweet my baby! Tweet my baby!
Ya momma said she's rockin in a treetop all day long
Huffin and a-puffin and a-singin that song
All the little birds on Jail Bird street
love to hear the robin going "tweet tweet tweet"
Rockin Robin. tweet tweet tweet
Rockin Robin. tweet tweet tweet
Momma's in the kitchen cookin rice.
Father's in bathroom shootin dice.
Brother's in jail raising hell.
Sister's 'round the corner selling fruit-cock-tail!
Rockin Robin. tweet tweet tweet
Rockin Robin. tweet tweet tweet
I went downtown to get a stick of butter
I saw James Brown sittin in a gutter
I took a piece of glass, shoved it up his ass
I never saw the muthafucka run so fast
I'm a nut
in a hut
I stole a apple from the apple tree
so what?!
I'm craaaaaazy
I'm foooooolish
But I'm cool!
That's the way uh huh uh huh
I like it uh huh uh huh
That's the way uh huh uh huh
I like it uh huh uh huh
My name is Ebony
My sign is virgo
I like to play double dutch (never learned how to play, but we always said double dutch)
And boys are on mi-i-i-ind! [tf? lol]
Hands up for '89 (seemed the be the year I played this the most 'cause it jst sounds right in my head)
It's gonna be
A pickanick
No hesitations
No reservations [most of us used to murder this word and barely knew what it meant lol]
Starting with
Names of
Boys [it ALWAYS starte with names of boys]
Startin with
Ebony
Can someone help me with this last one? I can only remember one part
Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Yes, I left out Miss Mary Mack. Fuck that bitch and her buttons on her back. =/