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Aug 19, 2004 13:55

More fun with TMs!

Q: You know I'm crazy right. A man just hit me in my hand while swinging his keys and left an open sore.
Q Now I wonder if he gave me AIDS like how they spread it on Oz. I need to see a doctor psychiatrist or otherwise.
Me: lol I agree. I doubt old dude had aids in his KEYS.
Q: Yeah, I know, but the italian dude didn't think Adebisi had HIV on his hair pick, but he did.

Q You know I'm crazy and superstitious right? I want to get rid of a picture of me and Blue [the guy she's dating] without destroying it. Do you know how?
Me: The incinerator?
Q: They burn stuff there!!!!!!!!
Me: Son... It's gonna get burned whatever way you get rid of it.
Q: I know, but I don't wanna know it's burned.
Me: Put it in a public trash can.
Q: Are u tryin to say our relationship is trash?!!!!!! U just don't get it!!! :(

Me: i'm mad you're still up
Mikey: You mad. Thas the "funny" part, cus im barely awake enough to be mad now.

Me: You don't have to worry about me and that Chane person. There is no hope anymore.
Linda: Don't tell me that mofo sent you an e-mail saying he's married, too! :o/

Q: Nelly has a scholarship called the P.I.M.P. award
Q: It stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person

Can I kill him please??!!! [<---that's me now. not in a TM lol]
=(

Random note:
Why is it when I say I'm anti-capitalist folks ask if I'm communist like the shits are opposites or as if there are only two choices for us to live in??? If I were to say I didn't like red would people chime in that I MUST love blue?? My views on society are not some math equation. Ebony minus capitalism equals communism? No. And again I still haven't read the manifesto, but I just don't like the assumptions on all angles. Can we pretend to open our minds please? Kthx

tms, schmapitalism

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