Strictly underground funk
I have the greatest idea ever. Spinning rim earrings! All of the gaudiness and ostentatiousness of real rims yet more affordable. Don't be the last on your block to get the NEW Sprees! Imagine the conversations...
Chickenhead: Oh those 18's?
Video Ho: Nah son, these are dubs! What?!
You don't have to spend thousands (that you may not even have) to impress total strangers with unnecessary accessories anymore. Now you can just spend hundreds to impress total strangers and disorient small animals.
I'm noticing all of these so called "reality shows" don't reflect the total spectrum of American culture. We seem to be overlooking hoards of folks and areas. So I have a few ideas I'm thinking of pitching to some TV reps.
First Idea: Big Brother
Eb's Idea: Little Sister
In this show we would watch how younger female siblings spy on, tattle on and all around blow up the spots of their older sibs.
Dee: Ooooooh Dwayne's smokiinnn. I'ma tell mama!
Raj: Damn Dwayne! I told you about smokin in here!
Dwayne: Handle ya sister, B.
First Idea:Pimp My Ride
Eb's Idea:Pimp My School
If West Coast Customs can donate about 25,000 bucks per car to make them look better, can't the state donate a few extra hundred per school for some books? But that might make things a lil more even. Who am I kidding? Shit would be cancelled soon as they did an ep in Compton.
First Idea: Who wants to marry a millionaire?
Eb's Idea: Who wants to marry a Video Ho?
Speaking of video hos... *sigh* MTV2 had a special on video hos the other day called it "Video Honeys" (and I'm actually serious now). Video Honeys.... And two of these chicks were talking about getting deals and rapping. 'Cause you know, that's just what hip hop needs. There aren't enough half naked women rappers! I'm sick of the crossover damnit. If you're a singer, stick to singing. Don't try to act. If you're model, PLEASE stick to modeling. Really, Tyra. =/ If you're a video ho, do us all a favor and stick to video whoring. Matter 'fact, quit that shit too.
Blah, I dunno what I'm doing. lol Anyone saw Never Scared? Or all we all too tied up in lovin Chappelle to remember the best social commentary comedian?
Chickenhead: Oh those 18's?
Video Ho: Nah son, these are dubs! What?!
You don't have to spend thousands (that you may not even have) to impress total strangers with unnecessary accessories anymore. Now you can just spend hundreds to impress total strangers and disorient small animals.
I'm noticing all of these so called "reality shows" don't reflect the total spectrum of American culture. We seem to be overlooking hoards of folks and areas. So I have a few ideas I'm thinking of pitching to some TV reps.
First Idea: Big Brother
Eb's Idea: Little Sister
In this show we would watch how younger female siblings spy on, tattle on and all around blow up the spots of their older sibs.
Dee: Ooooooh Dwayne's smokiinnn. I'ma tell mama!
Raj: Damn Dwayne! I told you about smokin in here!
Dwayne: Handle ya sister, B.
First Idea:Pimp My Ride
Eb's Idea:Pimp My School
If West Coast Customs can donate about 25,000 bucks per car to make them look better, can't the state donate a few extra hundred per school for some books? But that might make things a lil more even. Who am I kidding? Shit would be cancelled soon as they did an ep in Compton.
First Idea: Who wants to marry a millionaire?
Eb's Idea: Who wants to marry a Video Ho?
Speaking of video hos... *sigh* MTV2 had a special on video hos the other day called it "Video Honeys" (and I'm actually serious now). Video Honeys.... And two of these chicks were talking about getting deals and rapping. 'Cause you know, that's just what hip hop needs. There aren't enough half naked women rappers! I'm sick of the crossover damnit. If you're a singer, stick to singing. Don't try to act. If you're model, PLEASE stick to modeling. Really, Tyra. =/ If you're a video ho, do us all a favor and stick to video whoring. Matter 'fact, quit that shit too.
Blah, I dunno what I'm doing. lol Anyone saw Never Scared? Or all we all too tied up in lovin Chappelle to remember the best social commentary comedian?