Discombobulation
I can tell from the skillion things floating my mind right now that this will the most unorganized entry EVER. Laney should spank me.
According to that secret crush meme someone has a crush on me. Fess up! But perhaps it was just said in jest. Like the people I named. =x
I'm trying to get my act together. I'm really trying. In all possible aspects.
I really need to just call up Chane on some we ain't getting no younger type deal and get it over with. Because really who else will deal with my bullshit and like it?!
If anyone can find the original song that was sampled by Styles on "Good Times" (by Freda Payne) and send it to me, I will love you forever.
How did I get along all this time without this?!
HOW DID I GAT ALONG AL THIS TIEM WITHOUT THIS??!?!!!!11! WTF LOL
A veces me siento como una niña sin madre. lol Perdon. Soy retarded.
So yesterday I went to work. I was literally 9 minutes late. Nueve minutos! But I had to relieve someone who was leaving when I was coming and had to be back at 1 am. So the director let her go and stayed in her place so she could wait for me. =/ I walk in and there's 4 muthafuckas who don't work in my department at the desk I was to sit at. Just hovering around waiting for the proverbial shit to hit the fan. This one bitch all smiling up in my face, talking about "HI!!!!!!!!" Bitch never spoke to me before now she all chipper. "HI!!!" I got your hi, bitch. I was 9 fuckin minutes late you nosy bastards stop breathing down my neck. It's not that serious. You're not even really late unless you're like 20, 25 minutes late. Before that the shit don't really count. My no life having ass director didn't even have to do shit. She just sat there looking ugly for a few minutes in my space. Whoop-de-fuckin-doo. And all these people standing around waiting for her to curse me out. Over 9 minutes. I wish that bitch would. Y'all don't have ANY work to do? But this bitch, the director, THIS bitch calls my assistant director. WTF did the bitch call at 5:02?? Bitch talkin about "I'm waiting." My AD is like "for what?" She's all "For Ebony." Bitch, it's 5:03. Go eat a donut, smoke a blunt and chill the fuck out for a minute. You callin mofos up like I was a half hour late. I'll slap the shit out of you. Seriously, get a man. Please. For my sanity and your tension. Get a man, a woman, a pet, a fuckin blow up doll, something! You should NOT be callin my AD at home in NJ. A fuckin long distance call! Over this shit. Then my AD calls me (which is obviously how I found out the director called her) to let me know and she's feigning interest in my personal life. You can eat one too, bitch. I already don't like you. Talkin bout "how is school?" STFU for I slap you AND the director. Talkin bout "school needs to be stupendous." You and that other bitch need to be up out my ass. THAT shit would be stupendous. ::drops the mic::
Deep Thoughts by Q and Eb
Q: Why bums stay in winter coats?
Me: Where would they leave the coats?
Q: In the box or the cart
Q: I guess they be conserving space for cans
My best friend and I have text message conversations that are astonishingly profound.
LOL I used the word bitch about 12 times and that paragraph isn't even that long.
According to that secret crush meme someone has a crush on me. Fess up! But perhaps it was just said in jest. Like the people I named. =x
I'm trying to get my act together. I'm really trying. In all possible aspects.
I really need to just call up Chane on some we ain't getting no younger type deal and get it over with. Because really who else will deal with my bullshit and like it?!
If anyone can find the original song that was sampled by Styles on "Good Times" (by Freda Payne) and send it to me, I will love you forever.
How did I get along all this time without this?!
HOW DID I GAT ALONG AL THIS TIEM WITHOUT THIS??!?!!!!11! WTF LOL
A veces me siento como una niña sin madre. lol Perdon. Soy retarded.
So yesterday I went to work. I was literally 9 minutes late. Nueve minutos! But I had to relieve someone who was leaving when I was coming and had to be back at 1 am. So the director let her go and stayed in her place so she could wait for me. =/ I walk in and there's 4 muthafuckas who don't work in my department at the desk I was to sit at. Just hovering around waiting for the proverbial shit to hit the fan. This one bitch all smiling up in my face, talking about "HI!!!!!!!!" Bitch never spoke to me before now she all chipper. "HI!!!" I got your hi, bitch. I was 9 fuckin minutes late you nosy bastards stop breathing down my neck. It's not that serious. You're not even really late unless you're like 20, 25 minutes late. Before that the shit don't really count. My no life having ass director didn't even have to do shit. She just sat there looking ugly for a few minutes in my space. Whoop-de-fuckin-doo. And all these people standing around waiting for her to curse me out. Over 9 minutes. I wish that bitch would. Y'all don't have ANY work to do? But this bitch, the director, THIS bitch calls my assistant director. WTF did the bitch call at 5:02?? Bitch talkin about "I'm waiting." My AD is like "for what?" She's all "For Ebony." Bitch, it's 5:03. Go eat a donut, smoke a blunt and chill the fuck out for a minute. You callin mofos up like I was a half hour late. I'll slap the shit out of you. Seriously, get a man. Please. For my sanity and your tension. Get a man, a woman, a pet, a fuckin blow up doll, something! You should NOT be callin my AD at home in NJ. A fuckin long distance call! Over this shit. Then my AD calls me (which is obviously how I found out the director called her) to let me know and she's feigning interest in my personal life. You can eat one too, bitch. I already don't like you. Talkin bout "how is school?" STFU for I slap you AND the director. Talkin bout "school needs to be stupendous." You and that other bitch need to be up out my ass. THAT shit would be stupendous. ::drops the mic::
Deep Thoughts by Q and Eb
Q: Why bums stay in winter coats?
Me: Where would they leave the coats?
Q: In the box or the cart
Q: I guess they be conserving space for cans
My best friend and I have text message conversations that are astonishingly profound.
LOL I used the word bitch about 12 times and that paragraph isn't even that long.