I'm a sucker for crazy, random IM people

[dyvinesweetness]

And a magnet for them, too. This is from yesterday.

CQGJUNIOR [9:26 AM]: i like city women
CQGJUNIOR [9:26 AM]: they got all their teeth
DyvineSweetness [9:28 AM]: i don't
CQGJUNIOR [9:28 AM]: =-O
CQGJUNIOR [9:28 AM]: u dont
CQGJUNIOR [9:28 AM]: oh my goodness
CQGJUNIOR [9:29 AM]: that's y im moving to florida
CQGJUNIOR [9:29 AM]: i heard the women down there got golds in their mouth
CQGJUNIOR [9:39 AM]: i just broke up with my girlfriend ebony
DyvineSweetness [9:40 AM]: k
CQGJUNIOR [9:40 AM]: she had a baby by my brother
DyvineSweetness [9:41 AM]: that's a good reason to break up
CQGJUNIOR [9:41 AM]: i loved wilma
DyvineSweetness [9:42 AM]: so did fred
CQGJUNIOR [9:42 AM]: i gave her the best 3 months of he rlife
CQGJUNIOR [9:42 AM]: its not funny ebony
CQGJUNIOR [9:42 AM]: i loved that woman
DyvineSweetness [9:44 AM]: okey dokes
CQGJUNIOR [9:44 AM]: i washed her feet when she wanted her feet washed
CQGJUNIOR [9:44 AM]: i cleaned her underwear
CQGJUNIOR [9:44 AM]: i did everything for wilma
DyvineSweetness [9:45 AM]: aw
CQGJUNIOR [9:47 AM]: she said i wasn't breakin her off right
DyvineSweetness [9:47 AM]: small wee wee?
CQGJUNIOR [9:47 AM]: =-O
CQGJUNIOR [9:48 AM]: well i never
CQGJUNIOR [9:48 AM]: how could u say that ms ebony
DyvineSweetness [9:48 AM]: hey i said wee wee. i could've said "little dick?"
DyvineSweetness [9:48 AM]: teeny pecker?
DyvineSweetness [9:48 AM]: tiny schlong?
DyvineSweetness [9:49 AM]: itsy cock?
CQGJUNIOR [9:49 AM]: my ball headed champ is off the meat rack
DyvineSweetness [9:50 AM]: lol i think wilma would disagree
CQGJUNIOR [9:50 AM]: she wanted me to go downtown, but i wanted to stay uptown
CQGJUNIOR [9:50 AM]: know what i mean
CQGJUNIOR [9:51 AM]: im a uptown country boy
DyvineSweetness [9:51 AM]: yeah, i know. you're scared of the pussy
CQGJUNIOR [9:51 AM]: forget you,
CQGJUNIOR [9:51 AM]: bye
DyvineSweetness [9:53 AM]: bye bye