The "war" on terrorism

Mar 05, 2002 00:53

I found this on The Onion today. Hilarious. All of that cat's stuff is funny. And this is so true, it's sad, but still funny as hell.

**editted**This is the best part of the second one to me ( Read more... )

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LMAO moneda March 5 2002, 00:34:03 UTC
"We will be love astronauts, colonizing other planets with our passion. We will bump to Jupiter. Grind to Pluto."

OMG! this is just s0 wr0ng, LMAO .....

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toodani March 5 2002, 08:08:27 UTC
well see, what had happened was... i made a response to this last night..but when i pressed "Post comment" my network connection was messing up and i had an error on the page..then when i pressed the back button the entire entry was erased. ... so lemme try this sucker again.

My favorite line from Smoove B was this: "I will also serve cereal"

i can just imagine him crooning those sexy lines before it, then straightening up and properly saying "i will also serve cereal" lol

and about the Bush thing...that reminds me of a discussion we had in my business class friday morning. We were talking about this new technology in cameras that will allow them to scan your face if it can't really be seen. and then they will be able to identify criminals much easier and catch them faster. something like that. But i was like..."excuse me...but i think this is a pointless idea b/c we can't even catch the criminals that we already KNOW who they are (i.e. Bin Laden, Eric Robert Rudolph) so what good is it going to do us?

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dyvinesweetness March 5 2002, 10:25:26 UTC
LOL Yeah, I also like when he said "I will hit you doggy-style." lol It's all in it's own paragraph.

But my favorite part was "The next morning, I will cook breakfast for you. I will fry up several eggs, each in a different style for you to choose from. There will be scrambled eggs, fried eggs, boiled eggs, baked eggs and even egg sandwiches."

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tatimaoi March 5 2002, 10:54:00 UTC
LOL I love that site.... After you (or was that Marie) posted the link on the Reef a while ago, I've been hooked ever since.

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dyvinesweetness March 6 2002, 06:19:50 UTC
That was Marie, but yeah I love it too now. Whenever I'm bored I can always find something funny there.

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