Go me! go me!
Aiight, so I woke up this morning not knowing that my Phil paper was due this afternoon at the latest. I was shitting bricks for a minute there. But the paper (or papers) are now done. After All My Children I'm off to drop them off quick fast and that's one class down, three to go. Everything else ends on friday. I'm sure this time! No more surprises!
So what's the agenda for today? Drop off the paper(s), exercise, go to work. Yeah, that's about it. I'll start on the other paper and the serious studying for the exams tomorrow.
Before I realized the paper(s) was due I wrote this.
Of course I haven't heard this in a while, but remember when you were at that age when people used to always say "Aaaawwww it's little ______! I remember I used to change your diapers." What in the hell possessed people to say that? Do they not realize that EVERYONE has claimed to change my diapers? Should this somehow impress me? That you had your hands on my shit? Actually back then all I could do was be self-conscious and think "hey, this person has seen me naked. eeeeewwww." But now I look back and I'm like no this fool thinks I should be impressed by him/her fondling my excrement. Or maybe they're just mad at me. Mad 'cause someone made them smell my doo doo. Shoot, I'd be mad too. But it's still not my fault. Don't be mad at me.
I... am... retarded...
So what's the agenda for today? Drop off the paper(s), exercise, go to work. Yeah, that's about it. I'll start on the other paper and the serious studying for the exams tomorrow.
Before I realized the paper(s) was due I wrote this.
Of course I haven't heard this in a while, but remember when you were at that age when people used to always say "Aaaawwww it's little ______! I remember I used to change your diapers." What in the hell possessed people to say that? Do they not realize that EVERYONE has claimed to change my diapers? Should this somehow impress me? That you had your hands on my shit? Actually back then all I could do was be self-conscious and think "hey, this person has seen me naked. eeeeewwww." But now I look back and I'm like no this fool thinks I should be impressed by him/her fondling my excrement. Or maybe they're just mad at me. Mad 'cause someone made them smell my doo doo. Shoot, I'd be mad too. But it's still not my fault. Don't be mad at me.
I... am... retarded...