[Icons] Because I can...

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Okay guys, have some assorted Huntress and Skywarp icons because I love you all?

EDIT: Huntress and Skywarp fic. Because apathocles made me do it =D;

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... ohshi-!!

YES. I .... COMMENT!FIC JUST FOR YOU.

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"TC, TC, look!" Warp tugged at his wingmate's arm and pointed down at the darkened streets of Gotham. Thundercracker tilted his head down and sighed, squinting down from the ledge they were perched on.

"What is it Warp? All I see is dark alleys and some vigilantes beating up on thugs..."

"Yeah, but lookit their colours!"

"One's purple and one's blue and orange... Oh."

Warp smiled cheerily.

"Yeah, you see?! And they're kickin' ass too! They're practically us in squishy form or somethin'!"

Thundercracker raised an optic ridge and grunted.

"Uh-huh. Except for the part where, y'know, they aren't bon-. Hey- wha- WARP."

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Helena Bertinelli wasn't normally one to stare but, then, she wasn't normally faced with giant purple robots flicking her targets into unconsciousness.

"What. The. Fuck."

The Question turned and dropped the thug he'd been punching to the ground.

"It appears to be a giant purple robot."

She snorted.

"Yeah, I saw that, Q, but why the hell's it /here/?"

The robot's optics flickered and it crouched down, leaning its head in close and grinning.

"Hey."

It grinned and waved its hand in a friendly way.

"I'm Skywarp. Nice ta meetcha, squishies!"

Helena looked up at it, no /him/, and fingered the trigger of her crossbows. Normally she'd shoot first and ask questions later, but this was a giant fuckin' robot.

"Hello... Skywarp? I'm Huntress. What's your business here in Gotham tonight?"

Skywarp grinned slyly, revealing that giant robots did indeed possess eyeteeth. He leaned down closer to her and pointed over at Question.

"Are you 'n him fuckin-?"

And then his head got pounded into the ground as another giant robot landed and punched him in the back of the head, roaring angrily.

"WARP. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT INQUIRING INTO OTHER SENTIENTS' SEXUAL RELATIONS?"

"Uh..." The purple one recovered, rubbing the back of his head (helm?) and pouting. "Don't do it?"

"EXACTLY."

The blue robot turned to Helena and Question and smiled nervously.

"So sorry for the disturbance. We'll be going now."

And then he rocketed into the sky, propelled by the blasters in his boot heels and holding onto his purple companion by the scruff of his neck.

After a long, extended moment, Question broke the silence, cursing disappointedly.

"Damnit! I forgot to ask them what they knew about the reason why the grocery store's free produce bags are lined with psychotropic chemicals!"

Helena just smiled and wrapped an arm around her boyfriend's back.

"I'm sure you'll figure it out later, Q. In the meanwhile, we just finished patrol and I'm feeling hungry... You up for some take-out?"

"Only if it's not from Taco Bell. They-"

Helena gently put her fingers over the blank mask where Q's lips /would/ have been.

"Don't worry Q, I was thinking Italian, myself."

"Oh. Okay then."

The Question fingered the brim of his hat, then nodded.

"Italian sounds good."

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I LOVE HOW VERY TACTFUL SKYWARP IS.

FAVORITE LINE? Skywarp grinned slyly, revealing that giant robots did indeed possess eyeteeth.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO AWESOME IN 15 MINUTES. FUCK TOAST, NOT FAIR.

P.S. Now I REALLY need to know all about Huntress and The Question. They sound like a sexy couple! <3

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SKYWARP IS THE MASTER OF TACT. TRUFAX.

<3 I LIKE THAT LINE TOO. WARP /MUST/ HAVE EYETEETH. THEY MAKE HIM MORE SINISTER XDD

UM... I DUNNO? JUST LUCKY, I GUESS >>

Huntress and the Question are purely a DC!AU thing, but damn, they're really sexy. Really, REALLY sexy together <3

I don't have links to the show (JLU = <3) but Anselm053 writes /great/ fic. Really great fic =3

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I WISH THAT I WAS AS TACTFUL AS HE IS 100% OF THE TIME! THAT WAY I COULDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS- WAIT WHUT? THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT... UNLESS I COULD FIND A 'TC' THAT COULD BE MY FRIEND I SUPPOSE.

And those eyeteeth? Sinister;y-ADORABLE. Nothing to argue about there. Though I suppose, when he puts his mind to it, he can be rather evil. Either way, those teeth make me insanely happy.

AND YEAS ENF ENF ENF, I'M GOING TO RUN OFF AND READ IT NAO. BD

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Warp is just the 6-year-old who wants love and cuddles and /answers/. while TC's his keeper-person/concerned-spouse. He's the one who's pulling Warp away from the big things with teeth and trying to pull Starscream back from screeching at Megatron and ... sorta failing, really. The poor guy. It's hard being a single mom ;D

XDD

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OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

*FLAAIIIIIIL*

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Y-you like? =D

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OH FUCK YES ♥

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I AM MIGHTILY PLEASED... AND MAY HAVE TO ADD A DC/TF CROSSOVER TO MY LIST OF 'THINGS I MIGHT DO IN THE FUTURE'. *FACEPALM* GODDAMNIT.

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WERE YOU ONE OF THE PEOPLE I WAS DISCUSSING BOOSTER/SUNSTREAKER AND SIDESWIPE/TED WITH, BY ANY CHANCE?

:D :D :D

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NO, BUT YOU HARASSEDME WITH CRACK!GUY/RATCHET AND ALSO ... NNNNNNNNNNNNG, GODDAMNIT, THAT SORTA MAKES SENSE.

Except that I can see Ted/Wheeljack more than I can see Ted/Sideswipe. However Booster/Sunstreaker = EPIC WIN.

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... OMG TED/WHEELJACK YES. I must admit, Ted and Sideswipe have been pranking buddies in my head more than anything else, no matter how much I try to push them together. Ted and Wheeljack, though.... XD

... Did Ratchet/Guy ever actually occur? I lost track of that post, whoops. *goes to check*

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I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM PLAYING AROUND WITH STUPID ENGINEERING SHIT AND END UP BLOWING UP THE WORSHOP. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DO <3

Tachnically... no. However, it was a dialogue fic, so technically, anything could've happened?

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There was Ratchet, there was Guy, there was pie. I'm not going to complain. :D

THEY MUST ENGINEER A MOUTH FOR WHEELJACK. AND PIE. SCIENTIFIC PIE.

I CAN ALSO SEE THEM GETTING OFF ON PI.

I totally read 'worshop' as 'whoreshop'. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THAT YOU'RE NOT TELLING US ABOUT, 'JACK AND TED.

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... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I WOULD DRAW IT, BUT JACK'D END UP LOOKING LIKE SOME SORT OF DEMENTED ELEPHANT, NO JOKE.

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I'M SURE THAT DEMENTED ELEPHANT WHEELJACK WOULD GO DOWN JUST FINE AT CAPSLOCK. :D

I ALSO THINK THAT TED WOULD ENJOY TRYING TO UPGRADE WHEELJACK'S UNICORN INTO SOMETHING MORE SCIENTIFIC.