[Scraps] The End of Civil War
... Here's my take on the how Civil War is going to end. I will draw this as a comic someday... unless someone else wants to for me?
Tony: *unholy shriek*
Cap: Hey, I was just gettin' into th- WHAT THE HELL?
Random Superhero #3: His skin! It's peeling off!
Tony: We are the Borg. Assimilate. Assimilate.
Reed Richards: SIC 'EM CLOR!
Clor: RAR! ME ZAP YOU LONG TIME! *ZAP*
Random Superhero #7: Uh ... dude. Was he supposed to zap himself too?
Reed Richards: No. No he wasn't. *pause* Oh well! Back to the drawing board then! *picks up the charred remains of both Clor and the Borg, and carries them off to his lab* Mm. Science.
Cap: Noooooooooooo~! Tony! *on his knees and crying tears of ANGST and JUSTICE*
Punisher: Hey! Boys don't cry! What are ya, some kinda wussy man?
Wolverine: *grunts* *because no cross over is a cross over without Wolverine involved*
Tony: What're you crying about, hun? Geez, you go on vacation to the Skrull empire for a week, and the Earth goes to hell.
Cap: Tony! *in ur base, grabbin' ur Iron Man*
Reed: *magically re-appears* But- But Tony! I thought we had something!
Spiderman: Yeah, I thought we had something too. Then I realised that when you sleep with Tony, you sleep with everyone Tony's slept with too.
Reed: ... what.
Spiderman: I can honestly say that there's nothing more annoying that crotch critters.
Reed: Perhaps I'll go rescue my wife from Atlantis now?
Spiderman: Probably a good idea.
Tony: If this is how I get greeted, maybe I should leave more often?
The Population of Marvelverse: NO.
Cap: You don't need to leave to get nookie... *leeeeeeeeers*
Tony: *leeeeeeeers back*
Punisher: Ew. Boy kissing! It's bad enough that those Young Aven-*whump*
Billy: That's a pretty nice right hook, Ted. you been practicing?
Teddy: Mmhm~. Wanna see what else I've been practicing? *leeeeeeeeeeeers*
~
Epilogue: In Atlantis
Reed: Sue! I've seen the error of my ways, and I've come to take you ba- *stares in horror*
Sue: I- We-
Reed: You left me for your brother?!?
Sue: It's not what it looks like!
Namor: Indeed. She left your for Johnny and me. *leers* Would you like to join us?
Tony: *unholy shriek*
Cap: Hey, I was just gettin' into th- WHAT THE HELL?
Random Superhero #3: His skin! It's peeling off!
Tony: We are the Borg. Assimilate. Assimilate.
Reed Richards: SIC 'EM CLOR!
Clor: RAR! ME ZAP YOU LONG TIME! *ZAP*
Random Superhero #7: Uh ... dude. Was he supposed to zap himself too?
Reed Richards: No. No he wasn't. *pause* Oh well! Back to the drawing board then! *picks up the charred remains of both Clor and the Borg, and carries them off to his lab* Mm. Science.
Cap: Noooooooooooo~! Tony! *on his knees and crying tears of ANGST and JUSTICE*
Punisher: Hey! Boys don't cry! What are ya, some kinda wussy man?
Wolverine: *grunts* *because no cross over is a cross over without Wolverine involved*
Tony: What're you crying about, hun? Geez, you go on vacation to the Skrull empire for a week, and the Earth goes to hell.
Cap: Tony! *in ur base, grabbin' ur Iron Man*
Reed: *magically re-appears* But- But Tony! I thought we had something!
Spiderman: Yeah, I thought we had something too. Then I realised that when you sleep with Tony, you sleep with everyone Tony's slept with too.
Reed: ... what.
Spiderman: I can honestly say that there's nothing more annoying that crotch critters.
Reed: Perhaps I'll go rescue my wife from Atlantis now?
Spiderman: Probably a good idea.
Tony: If this is how I get greeted, maybe I should leave more often?
The Population of Marvelverse: NO.
Cap: You don't need to leave to get nookie... *leeeeeeeeers*
Tony: *leeeeeeeers back*
Punisher: Ew. Boy kissing! It's bad enough that those Young Aven-*whump*
Billy: That's a pretty nice right hook, Ted. you been practicing?
Teddy: Mmhm~. Wanna see what else I've been practicing? *leeeeeeeeeeeers*
~
Epilogue: In Atlantis
Reed: Sue! I've seen the error of my ways, and I've come to take you ba- *stares in horror*
Sue: I- We-
Reed: You left me for your brother?!?
Sue: It's not what it looks like!
Namor: Indeed. She left your for Johnny and me. *leers* Would you like to join us?