[Dump] Honestly I feel like crap
But somehow things must keep moving on.
Mostly I've been lying around, but that's unproductive and tends to just send me spiraling into directions that I really don't want to be going in.
Idk.
I'm just going to write a bit since god knows I never use MS word ever. Although maybe I should. LJ just ate about an hour's worth of promising stuff the last time I did this =/
Come to my Window
- Question and Huntress keep different hours; she doesn't want to wake him up, so she creeps in through the window before she comes in rather than the door (everyone comes in through the door so he traps it and actually never uses it himself); he rumbles sleepily when she crawls in beside him, but a soft "'s me baby" sends him back to sleep as she curls up with her back to his (they sleep back to back; better response time if someone attacks and more comforting)
- He doesn't want to go in; that'd require a commitment and say that he wants to be here. So he just floats at the window to see what she's doing; sure that she'll want nothing to do with him... when he gets there, she's already there. "Are you going to come in or just float outside my window all night?" Sheepishly, he goes downstairs to take the elevator up.
- She's like skittish cat; she doesn't want to live together, but she misses company at night, so she creeps into his bed at night when he's asleep. He thinks she does it because she loves him but can't tell him. She actually does it because if she had sex with him, he'd think that they're back together and get his man panties in a bunch. He doesn't need that sort of ego boost
- Battle for the sill: Jimmy wants to make sure Siryn's okay; Deadpool's already there; they have a whispered argument that gets louder and louder and all of a sudden the tree branch breaks. Siryn looks groggily out for a moment, then shrugs and turns over. Black Tom smiles and pulls his cloak a little closer around himself. His niece is so cute with her giant teddy bear.
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Change is a good thing - How exactly do you go about telling your girlfriend that what you really, really want is for her to tie you up and have her way with you? Obviously by writing up a list of pros and cons and reading them out to her. Alternately, gift-wrapping a strap-on and leaving it on her pillow for her to find when she gets home? That might work to.
Or it might not.
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Jealous of your Cigarette - I'm jealous of your cigarette // And how you wanna suck on it // And not me - Someone is smoking. Someone else doesn't approve of this. Obviously the solution is to replace the cigarette with something more appealing.
And no, it is not being replaced with a penis. Come on now, that would be too cliche.
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Meet the Parents: Guy takes Kyle to meet his mother. The world implodes. Well, actually, it doesn't, but Guy really wishes it would. In actual fact, so does Kyle.
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AU: Guy takes R'Amey on a date. Horrible things happen. HOOOOORRIBLE. R'Amey eats the flowers and they end up having sex on the steps to the main power battery and Kyle will never let him live it down.
Guy has no regrets, though, and neither does R'Amey. They set another date for Tuesday.
Mostly I've been lying around, but that's unproductive and tends to just send me spiraling into directions that I really don't want to be going in.
Idk.
I'm just going to write a bit since god knows I never use MS word ever. Although maybe I should. LJ just ate about an hour's worth of promising stuff the last time I did this =/
Come to my Window
- Question and Huntress keep different hours; she doesn't want to wake him up, so she creeps in through the window before she comes in rather than the door (everyone comes in through the door so he traps it and actually never uses it himself); he rumbles sleepily when she crawls in beside him, but a soft "'s me baby" sends him back to sleep as she curls up with her back to his (they sleep back to back; better response time if someone attacks and more comforting)
- He doesn't want to go in; that'd require a commitment and say that he wants to be here. So he just floats at the window to see what she's doing; sure that she'll want nothing to do with him... when he gets there, she's already there. "Are you going to come in or just float outside my window all night?" Sheepishly, he goes downstairs to take the elevator up.
- She's like skittish cat; she doesn't want to live together, but she misses company at night, so she creeps into his bed at night when he's asleep. He thinks she does it because she loves him but can't tell him. She actually does it because if she had sex with him, he'd think that they're back together and get his man panties in a bunch. He doesn't need that sort of ego boost
- Battle for the sill: Jimmy wants to make sure Siryn's okay; Deadpool's already there; they have a whispered argument that gets louder and louder and all of a sudden the tree branch breaks. Siryn looks groggily out for a moment, then shrugs and turns over. Black Tom smiles and pulls his cloak a little closer around himself. His niece is so cute with her giant teddy bear.
-
Change is a good thing - How exactly do you go about telling your girlfriend that what you really, really want is for her to tie you up and have her way with you? Obviously by writing up a list of pros and cons and reading them out to her. Alternately, gift-wrapping a strap-on and leaving it on her pillow for her to find when she gets home? That might work to.
Or it might not.
-
Jealous of your Cigarette - I'm jealous of your cigarette // And how you wanna suck on it // And not me - Someone is smoking. Someone else doesn't approve of this. Obviously the solution is to replace the cigarette with something more appealing.
And no, it is not being replaced with a penis. Come on now, that would be too cliche.
-
Meet the Parents: Guy takes Kyle to meet his mother. The world implodes. Well, actually, it doesn't, but Guy really wishes it would. In actual fact, so does Kyle.
-
AU: Guy takes R'Amey on a date. Horrible things happen. HOOOOORRIBLE. R'Amey eats the flowers and they end up having sex on the steps to the main power battery and Kyle will never let him live it down.
Guy has no regrets, though, and neither does R'Amey. They set another date for Tuesday.