WHO: Maytag and Simon (
theidiotchild)
WHEN: backdated like Hell to the velcro event
WHERE: --ever the mood takes us
FILTER: open
WHAT: This being too fun to pass up, despite the hindrances of Sarah-mun's stupidity and icky power cables, we present to you the epic pairing of Maytag and Simon being "handcuffed" together.
NOTES: Maytag= cursing, nudity, innuendo, and the noticeable lack of innuendo; although much of this may not appear in this post
STATUS: ONGOING
They had preceded through the whole tiring rigamarole, the who-are-yous, the what-are-you-doings, and the how-long-do-you-think-this-will-lasts-- to which Maytag's answer, after a quick onceover of Simon's rather nicely-toned body, had been "Hopefully long enough." Now it was time to get to the really important matter at hand: What are we going to do now?
"I've been staying at the whorehouse," Maytag volunteered. "They have plenty of double beds and the girls need somebody to keep an eye on them while Kuu's in jail." She looked at him hopefully; her responsibility to the brothel and its inhabitants was clear, but she wasn't sure that Simon would understand. Although he looked like a reasonable sort, he also seemed to be a bit of a priss.
((Short, sweet, and too the point. I hope you don't mind, Simon-mun. I wanted to get right down to the interacting part of this game.))