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[show_my_cannons]

*a truck is idling in an alley near the apartments.  It's a large, modern truck, with an odd insignia on the back tailgate.  Even stranger, this truck has what appears to be an ID tag like those that everyone wears dangling off its side mirror*

...

This is not the Bureau.

Comments

[ikki_crow]

*oh shit man it's like Night Rider*

........

Pffaahah Cal have my babies XD

[show_my_cannons]

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*shifts a little on its wheels, watchin' you*

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw it XDDD

[ikki_crow]

*fffff oh god he's being watched by a car, inches closer to it....ever. so. slowly*

I don't know how Ironhide feels about that...

[show_my_cannons]

*when he gets close enough... the engine just REVS*

bawwwww I'm sorry Ironhide XD *pat pat* - 1/2

[ikki_crow]

2/2

[ikki_crow]

*JUMPS!!!*

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

He'll live. He's a tough old bastard :3

[show_my_cannons]

*the truck goes quiet again, but not before it maaaaaaybe laughs at him*

yaaaaaay~~~ \o/!!!

[ikki_crow]

*he hears that laugh and hey this car is making fun of him >o! kicks it before turning around the other way*

[show_my_cannons]

*And, to quote his canon... the car stands up*

Try that again.

[ikki_crow]

*oh.....oh god. Ikki looks uuuuuup, maybe just maybe shrinking back a bit*

[show_my_cannons]

*LOOMS, cannons primed*

...

You feel lucky? Punk?

1/2

[ikki_crow]

*DEAR GOD*

......

[ikki_crow]

*covers up his uneasement with a good cocky laugh, point dramatically at the transformer*

Yeah? YEAH?

Of course I am!

[show_my_cannons]

*starts to charge up that cannon there...*

Really?

[ikki_crow]

*may or my not be sort of shaken up*

YES!

[show_my_cannons]

*the cannon abruptly disappears, and he... smiles?*

You have courage. Or no processor.