Fooled By Okita With a Hint of Mayo

[deathbybazooka]

*Actually STANDING there. IN THE SQUARE.*

...I KNEW HE WAS LYING!!!

But that's not important right now. All of those bodies... *keeps a hand on his katana*

*Still delusional from severe mayo withdrawal to actually believe Okita, but he's still being alert.*

Comments

[turian_honor]

... who?

[deathbybazooka]

*Looks* ...Okita.

Who're you?

[turian_honor]

... Garrus Vakarian. What the hell happened out there?

[deathbybazooka]

Toushirou Hijikata. *bends down to observe a 'body'* ...Looks like something was hungry.

[turian_honor]

*face flicks at the name--so many syllables*

... That's an understatement. I've never seen carnage like this off a battlefield.

[deathbybazooka]

On or off, it doesn't really change the situation. Something was strong enough to get past this place's security?

[turian_honor]

I know.

... The security here isn't always the best. Something could have gotten through. Easily.

[deathbybazooka]

Che. Such incompetence is annoying.

...You came prepared, at least.

[turian_honor]

Especially when it ends up with people dead.

Yes sir. I don't leave without it.

[deathbybazooka]

Good to know that there are dependable people. And aliens.

[turian_honor]

*tilts head* Well. I try.

Have you seen anything? Or just the bodies?

[deathbybazooka]

*mutters* Just as long as no one else is planning our demise as we speak...

On the way over here? I thought I did, but it was too dark. The bodies are just all over.

[turian_honor]

I heard that.

*kneels, checking one of the bodies*

These don't look like anyone I know. None of... us.

[deathbybazooka]

*Disgruntled snort*

I doubt it's any of the Gaters, either. None of them look familiar... *nudges another one with the sword* ...as disfigured and mutilated as they are.

[turian_honor]

... You don't think that's strange?

[deathbybazooka]

I'm use to seeing things like this. Similar, anyway.