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[ambergoldeyes]

((continuing the rage from this thread here))

*yelling at Allen, PISSED OFF BEYOND ALL REASON for practically no reason at all*

BULLSHIT!! I KNOW WHAT I SAW JUST NOW.

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[akadeadpool]

*sits on the stairs and watches with a bag of cheesypoofs popcorn*

[countingthunder]

*joins*

[akadeadpool]

*offers some popcorn*

[countingthunder]

*takes* Xiexie.

[akadeadpool]

Bu Keqi *watches the yelling intently*

[alls_shiny]

*spots River, sits down beside her, giving Deadpool a friendly wave* What're we watching? *chinprop, glances at the two* Ooh, catfight!

[countingthunder]

*offers her a piece of popcorn from her handful* It's fascinating how little they get across to each other.

[alls_shiny]

*muches pleasantly* What're they fighin' about?

[countingthunder]

Directions.

[alls_shiny]

*raises eyebrows* Directions? Sounded like a girl to me. Little one's getting all angry and fluffy. See how his hair's gettin' all frilled up in the back? *points with a scrunched up finger* Kinda like a cat.

[countingthunder]

Feelings have direction. Rather like a soap opera. *inspects a piece of popcorn before placing it back in Deadpool's bag and selecting a different one*

Lung capacity like a cat, too.

[alls_shiny]

Maybe we can make up a story for 'em. *grinning* You know, like the white one's her boyfriend, but the little one's her long lost boyfriend who she thought died in a tragic accident years ago who only just now showed up again. So now the two gotta duke it out so's they can figure out which one gets to keep her.

[countingthunder]

Unbeknownst to them, they're also half brothers, but it won't be discerned until after one has killed the other. She'll hate the winner and consider giving up on men.

He'll be back next season though.

[alls_shiny]

But you'll find out that it isn't really him, but his long lost twin brother who was separated from him at birth, abandoned by their mother. Out of spite he drugged him and locked him in a cellar, taking over his life so he could slowly destroy all his happiness on account of how he's so bitter he never had any love from their mother.

[countingthunder]

He tries to enlist white-hair on his revenge, but he refuses and gets put in the hospital. Evil twin then seeks out the girl, killing her lesbian lover and intent on torturing her. Only in her presence does he realize he isn't a twin at all, but one person with split personalities. He's confined to a mental institution, and white-hair gets the girl after his release from the hospital.

[alls_shiny]

Aw. That's kinda sweet, in a twisted sorta way. *smiles, chinprops* Bein' in love so much you're willin' to kill a girl's lesbian lover.

So should we cheer on the white haired guy or just wait for the carnage to unfold?