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[ Private to His Boys | Hackable ]
Yo, how ya'll holdin' up so far? Anyone hurtin'?
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[ Private to Lust | Nigh-Unhackable ]
I got a question for you.
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[ Private to Anko | Unhackable ]
Oi, woman! I've gotta have your ear for a sec! Meet me in that place that needs fixin' up as soon as your round little ass can get there!
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[ Private to River; Viewable to Kaylee | Hackable with Skill ]
Now that I'm outta that hellhole that Suits call a jail, ya wanna show me this friend of yours? I've got the time for it.
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'Ey, Flux-Gate citizens of Veles! I've got an idea that's, well...to be perfectly fuckin' honest it's never got off running strong in the past; but we're going to change that now! Ladies and Gents, for the first time in a long ass time, I, your friendly neighborhood Homunculus, am offering to give away my own money for one of two things!
Yeah, yeah. I know, it's a shock that the self-proclaimed "Greediest guy in this and every universe" is willin' to part with his well-earned dough, but times bein' what they are necessitate these kinds of things. Here's the low-down:
ONE
Seein' as I'm in the mood to start up my own business but have no means to do it all by myself, I'm gonna need some strong backs and arms to help whip the place I've got my eye on into shape. I'm willin' to pay for whatever ya need to get the job done, and I'll be workin' alongside with ya t'boot. The times'll and dates we're gonna be workin'll be posted in both Nifelheim and Midgard when things are done bein' hashed out, so who's interested in gettin' a little dirty?
TWO
The majority of us are bored -- admit it. This place is about as entertainin' as a sack of drowned cats, so I propose
FRIDAY STRIP POKER NIGHT!
There'll be food, music, and a free place to crash if you forget how to hold your alcohol! We'll start the betting off small; maybe a few dollars in chump change, and everyone over the age of consent in this place is invited to come and try to keep clothed enjoy the festivities! You know you wanna get in on this, Anko!
[OOC: His boys = Naruto, Allen, Lavi, Edward, Alphonse, and Neuro, strangely enough. Mod-samas, if this is too big of a plot just ping me over AiM and I'll edit the crap out of this post. Greed does tend to get ahead of himself, after all.]