[video] Mun Needs Lolz And Cats Are Lolz

[dystopiadreams]

*At the SFC is a little black and white cat. There's a human hand holding onto it's paw, making it wave. Followed by a scarily accurate imitation meeoooow~~, with the plaza just seen in the background. The cat noise is followed with a cutesy, baby voice*

Huwwow Vatheon! My name is Moses! I'm here to pway while Ianto is away. I'm gonna live with

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[faygot]

[He's just... really not that smart.]

Fuck, sister. You's having a fuckin talking beast there.

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[dystopiadreams]

*Oh wow! Selphie is stunned that the trick has worked so well. She giggles, but keeps it going*

Hewwo! I am Moses. I'm a special, clever kitty. Selphie's a wucky girl to have me!

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[faygot]

Gog, Nepeta would love this.

[He just smiles, and adds a little wave.]

You all up looking like the motherfucking cleverest kitty I ever done see.

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[dystopiadreams]

*Selphie's got hold of the back of Moses' neck and she presses forward gently so that it looks like the cat is nodding*

You are the most cweverest horn man I ever did see!

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[faygot]

Aww, shit, broline. That is all up motherfucking congenial of you there. Hey, what kinda shit do cats front about?

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[dystopiadreams]

*Selphie made Moses tilt his head, and she hoped that for whatever reason Moses was managing to look like he was confused - what was this guy talking about?*

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[faygot]

Talk, bro. Speak. Airing out the wicked noise.

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[dystopiadreams]

Cats are vewy vewy special! Mostly we like milkshake and fish!

*And at this point Selphie is doing her damnedest not to laugh*

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[faygot]

Shit, I hear ya. Do cats indulge in the motherfucking wicked elixir as well?

[He is all just completely, utterly buying this.]

ilu! this is just too fun!~

[dystopiadreams]

Cats don't wike anything wicked! We are all so wise and good!

*Selphie's beginning to wonder how much longer she'll have to stay crouched for*

Gamzee is always here to entertain!

[faygot]

Not even fucking elixir? Haha, maybe you beast ain't all up that motherfucking spiritual.

[She could probably get up. He wouldn't notice a thing.]

I LOVE HIM

[dystopiadreams]

*And she does surface eventually, pulling Moses and the SFC to sit on her lap. So Selphie is visible...up until her lips*

I'm vewy vewy muffafuckin spiritual you knoooow!~

He loves you tooo. He loves everybody.

[faygot]

Can you also see the motherfucking miracles, bro?

^^ I wanna keep him as a pet!

[dystopiadreams]

Meeooooww~~~~

Bwo, I *am* a muffafuckin miwacle!~

*Hmm...is Selphie aware that she is swearing with a baby kitty voice? Interesting...*

He's an easy pet! only eats pie and faygo.

[faygot]

We're all fucking miracles, broline. Each motherfucker is all up being their own miracle.

[dystopiadreams]

*And it just so happens that then Moses reaches a paw up to the SFC so it looks like he's trying to give him a high five*