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i went to a movie audition saturday, they said i did well...got to see L there (she's part of the company) we fought over me telling her i was sick of being blown off, she mentioned something about not wanting drama...i walked off. she called me yesterday when i went to the movie to see over the hedge, and i called her back. she pretty much sounded high or something and said shed call me back.. she never did...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dyspayre!

1. The condom - originally made from Dyspayre - was invented in the early 1500s!
2. If you toss Dyspayre 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Dyspayre are all berries.
4. Dyspayre has 118 ridges around the edge!
5. Dyspayre is the world's largest rodent.
6. During severe windstorms, Dyspayre may sway several feet to either side!
7. Dyspayre is worth his weight in gold - literally.
8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Dyspayre!
9. During World War II, Americans tried to train Dyspayre to drop bombs!
10. Originally, Dyspayre could not fly.