dwayne perkins.
i went and saw dane cook. awesome. but the guy who opened for him, his name was dwayne perkins. hilarious dude. heres a sorta of recap of my favorite joke, sorry if i dont get it exactly right.
"ladies, you know how you have that one guy friend who you have who you love to hang out with? but dont like in that way? yea...stop it. its not cool, alright? I'll give you an example of what its like. Say you go to a job interview, and the interviewer is like "well, Mr. Perkins, youre perfect for the job, you have all the qualifications we need, theres nobody better than you...but...we are gonna go with someone else. We are gonna hire someone who isnt nearly as good as you. But do you mind if we call you to complain about this person? or talk to you when he beats me? k thanks.""
yea. its like that.
"ladies, you know how you have that one guy friend who you have who you love to hang out with? but dont like in that way? yea...stop it. its not cool, alright? I'll give you an example of what its like. Say you go to a job interview, and the interviewer is like "well, Mr. Perkins, youre perfect for the job, you have all the qualifications we need, theres nobody better than you...but...we are gonna go with someone else. We are gonna hire someone who isnt nearly as good as you. But do you mind if we call you to complain about this person? or talk to you when he beats me? k thanks.""
yea. its like that.