~Be more constructive with your feedback.~

Jun 16, 2008 01:55

So people don't write enough letters these days. I'm pretty sure I haven't covered this before. Of course, we live in a world of instant email/IM/txt msg gratification. Couple that with the steady climb of the cost of postage, it isn't too terribly hard to understand why correspondences of the handwritten nature aren't exchanged via a medium that actually employs real-life, breathing human beings as much as it used to; back in the era of horses, dust, and sandals. I mean, hell, I'm writing about the dearth of non-electronic communication on a blog.

Way to be a hypocrite, Tom.

I submit to you, though, that what might at first seem like me being one of the only things I hate is, in fact, a paradox. I am choosing this avenue to assert my grievances because there are too many of you for me to personally pen a letter to. Also, in accordance with the Constitution I drafted prior to beginning this blog, which stipulates in article VII, section B that I, Tom Lu, "shall be blunt", I don't like most of you enough to break out my pen and white sheet of paper to scribble up a personal, concentrated dose of Tom charm and laughs.

I am doing my part to remedy this social problem; albeit with select individuals. You may apply, though I warn that the process is long, arduous, and may involve tears.

P.S. I realize that I have been M.I.A. from this blogging business for quite a while now. I shall update you on my current events in a future entry; though now that I have declared this intent, the contrarian in me is enticing me into not ever delivering on that promise. Recalculate your expectations accordingly.

constitution, letters, writing

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