It's due time for an update...
I don't really know what to say in an update though. I haven't really posted anything on lj in a while. I suppose I have a few things you all need to know.
1) Aaron and I are STILL dating. We also live together more or less because I've invaded his house and drank his milk. And ate his tacos. Or something. He just called me a dairy vampire. I then retort with DOUCHE! We're happy and swell. haha I said swell. And there I almost said swallow. I really have to get my head out of the gutter....
2) I have a job interview at San Diego in Masonville tomorrow at 2pm. I'm excited. I quit at Stream to work in Retail and here I go. The day after I applied I got the call. I'm awesome. More awesome than any of you non awesome fucks. Hang out with me.
Cocks.
4) I'm taking Resperidol or whatever you call it now. Some medication for crazy people (it's LITERALLY an antipsychotic... Oooo exciting. You all know a crazy). It made me really dizzy at first and it makes the heat worse, but I'm feeling a little better now which is a nice surprise. I was expecting to be dizzy forever. And twitching. And possibly some extra urine. But that's because I don't have much faith in medecine. I mean really, can you blame me?
5) Don't ask about 3. Or cocks. Or Meat Darts. ESPECIALLY not the Meat Darts. *shudder*
6) You all have to hang out with me or I'll hunt you down.. and well... uh.... uhhh..... well I know it won't be good anyway. It'll be unpleasant in the rectum. =D I love you all you know. So you have to hang out with me so that I can introduce you to Aaron and so that I can have some good ol' conversation again. Like good ol' times. I can be reached a variety of ways:
a) 519-868-7620
b) xxyourcarnalsecretxx@hotmail.com
c) here you bastards
d) www.myspace.com/totallaurizedhotness
e) a jar of almonds and a peregrin falcon
7) I saw Reel Big Fish/MXPX/Streetlight Manifesto a while back and that was a KICKASS show in which 3 members signed my chest and I learned how to tie a tie and then it was signed too. Because I rock. And you suck. I also saw Catch 22 the other day which was enjoyable. All kinds of sweaty skanks were rubbing up against me, being all sweaty and scantily clad. It was at CTO and it was sweaty and gross and awesome. I saw Whitley there too so we started talking again cause we hadn't in a while. Concerts make me happy in the genitals. I am going to Balloon Fest this weekend cause I have to see Bobnoxious. I really, really do. I just wish I could drink too. But I can't until November.
8) Which brings me to another point. My birthday is November 26th and I'll be turning 19. All you fuckers better be buying me b33r.
9) This is filler so that I can have 10 update points and so I can feel incredibly special for having such an interesting life that puts yours to SHAME.
10) Your moms a freak in bed. Not just YOUR mom. All of your moms. I'm the only one who can satisfy their crazy, maternal sexual urges. Rawr.
So I hope you fuckers contact me soon, because if you don't, you'll be sorry. And next time you feel a tingling in your genital region think of me, because I'm likely beneath you with a tazer.
1) Aaron and I are STILL dating. We also live together more or less because I've invaded his house and drank his milk. And ate his tacos. Or something. He just called me a dairy vampire. I then retort with DOUCHE! We're happy and swell. haha I said swell. And there I almost said swallow. I really have to get my head out of the gutter....
2) I have a job interview at San Diego in Masonville tomorrow at 2pm. I'm excited. I quit at Stream to work in Retail and here I go. The day after I applied I got the call. I'm awesome. More awesome than any of you non awesome fucks. Hang out with me.
Cocks.
4) I'm taking Resperidol or whatever you call it now. Some medication for crazy people (it's LITERALLY an antipsychotic... Oooo exciting. You all know a crazy). It made me really dizzy at first and it makes the heat worse, but I'm feeling a little better now which is a nice surprise. I was expecting to be dizzy forever. And twitching. And possibly some extra urine. But that's because I don't have much faith in medecine. I mean really, can you blame me?
5) Don't ask about 3. Or cocks. Or Meat Darts. ESPECIALLY not the Meat Darts. *shudder*
6) You all have to hang out with me or I'll hunt you down.. and well... uh.... uhhh..... well I know it won't be good anyway. It'll be unpleasant in the rectum. =D I love you all you know. So you have to hang out with me so that I can introduce you to Aaron and so that I can have some good ol' conversation again. Like good ol' times. I can be reached a variety of ways:
a) 519-868-7620
b) xxyourcarnalsecretxx@hotmail.com
c) here you bastards
d) www.myspace.com/totallaurizedhotness
e) a jar of almonds and a peregrin falcon
7) I saw Reel Big Fish/MXPX/Streetlight Manifesto a while back and that was a KICKASS show in which 3 members signed my chest and I learned how to tie a tie and then it was signed too. Because I rock. And you suck. I also saw Catch 22 the other day which was enjoyable. All kinds of sweaty skanks were rubbing up against me, being all sweaty and scantily clad. It was at CTO and it was sweaty and gross and awesome. I saw Whitley there too so we started talking again cause we hadn't in a while. Concerts make me happy in the genitals. I am going to Balloon Fest this weekend cause I have to see Bobnoxious. I really, really do. I just wish I could drink too. But I can't until November.
8) Which brings me to another point. My birthday is November 26th and I'll be turning 19. All you fuckers better be buying me b33r.
9) This is filler so that I can have 10 update points and so I can feel incredibly special for having such an interesting life that puts yours to SHAME.
10) Your moms a freak in bed. Not just YOUR mom. All of your moms. I'm the only one who can satisfy their crazy, maternal sexual urges. Rawr.
So I hope you fuckers contact me soon, because if you don't, you'll be sorry. And next time you feel a tingling in your genital region think of me, because I'm likely beneath you with a tazer.