shata fawkup!
If you invite me over to your house, I will clean your liquid handsoap spigots.
Why is everyone's handsoap spigot crusty with the handsoap? How do you sleep at night when there is CRUSTY HANDSOAP ON THE HANDSOAP?! I just don't get you people.
And I might clean the dishwashing liquid spigot too. And maybe fix any crooked wall hangings. And if you hang your toilet paper backwards, I will absolutely change it so that it is in the correct *over* position.
You also may want to keep me out of your pantry unless you want it to look like some crazy lady came over and turned all your cans face-forward and organized them according to food group.
I found out that there are some people out there that, get this... Have been in love SEVERAL TIMES! And sometimes SEVERAL TIMES IN A ROW! And sometimes SEVERAL TIMES IN A ROW IN QUICK SUCCESSION!
How the fuck? I mean, I know I'm not the kind that just willy nilly falls in love all the time, but come on...Where the hell are they finding acceptable partners? And it's not like I have unusually high standards... Believe me, they're not that high. So where the shit is everyone finding all these boyfriends/girlfriends suitable for falling in love with? WHERE?
On second thought, don't tell me where. I don't care. I HATE EVERYBODY! And I hate your handsoap spigots! And your toilet paper that is hanging the wrong way! And I need some sleep. Grrrrrrrrrr!
Albuquerque is going to be in serious trouble today because I just haven't gotten enough SLEEP. But I sleep all the friggin time lately! I am just sooooooo tired.
I just reread this...and wow, I sound like a crazy person. CRRRRRRRRRRAZY!!!!!!!!