On the twelfth day of Christmas,
dysfunk sent to me...
Twelve pirates kayaking
Eleven punks writing
Ten cartoons a-canoeing
Nine beaches biking
Eight tattoos a-doodling
Seven buzzcuts a-sketching
Six moments a-cuddling
Five anse-e-e-el adams
Four sweet treats
Three graphic novels
Two polar bears
...and a logic in an androgyny.