To the point of embarrassment
Here come some stream-of-consciousness rules of my existence!
Run from all that is attractive. It will save you both the effort of wasting time on you.
Don't engage in creativity. Your thoughts are worthless and shameful.
Depreciate yourself as often as possible. Only those who see through it are worth your time. Shame you're so good at putting yourself down.
Keep drinking to avoid conversation. "Don't talk to me now. I've got a bottle in my mouth. How could you ever be more worthwhile than my delicious beer?"
Retain grammar rules even when drunk. It helps with your superiority complex.
Embarrass yourself as often as possible. Only your close friends read your journal in the first place. At most they will passively pity you.
Severely judge all people you meet. The friends you already have are obviously better, that's why their your friends. All newcomers must compete with their years of support and fidelity.
Do what's worst for yourself. By absorbing as much 'suck' as possible, you're only increasing the amount of 'awesome' available for others. You're supporting the a great, pseudo-altruistic. equilibrium!!!
Never exceed three exclamation points per sentence. Anything beyond that is ridiculous.
Keep pointing out how drunk you are. Then maybe your friends will blame the alcohol, instead of the fact that you're both desperate for attention and retarded.
Keep typing! If you write enough, no one will take the time to focus on any single point.
Be as pathetic as possible. It's kind of endearing. Right? RIGHT?
Wobble. It looks smooth. No, seriously. Why can't you always be so fluid in your motions? Only when you drink and easily wobble do you start to become sexy, and fluid. You normally look ridiculous.
Have no shame! That's what would keep you from posting such embarrassing entries.
Hug more often. Seriously. It feels pretty good.
Change your tone. Make it more positive.
Remember that there are people you care about, and who care about you.
Feel good, because you can.
Eat more tacos. Those things are delicious!
Burritos too. Have you ever head a burrito? It's like a taco, but with beans, and wrapped up tight! AMAZING!!! EAT THAT SHIT!!!
End your entries. You've gone on long enough. Cut your shit out.
Thank your friends for being just that: your friends. At least there are a few people gracious and patient enough to put up with you.
Thank you.
Run from all that is attractive. It will save you both the effort of wasting time on you.
Don't engage in creativity. Your thoughts are worthless and shameful.
Depreciate yourself as often as possible. Only those who see through it are worth your time. Shame you're so good at putting yourself down.
Keep drinking to avoid conversation. "Don't talk to me now. I've got a bottle in my mouth. How could you ever be more worthwhile than my delicious beer?"
Retain grammar rules even when drunk. It helps with your superiority complex.
Embarrass yourself as often as possible. Only your close friends read your journal in the first place. At most they will passively pity you.
Severely judge all people you meet. The friends you already have are obviously better, that's why their your friends. All newcomers must compete with their years of support and fidelity.
Do what's worst for yourself. By absorbing as much 'suck' as possible, you're only increasing the amount of 'awesome' available for others. You're supporting the a great, pseudo-altruistic. equilibrium!!!
Never exceed three exclamation points per sentence. Anything beyond that is ridiculous.
Keep pointing out how drunk you are. Then maybe your friends will blame the alcohol, instead of the fact that you're both desperate for attention and retarded.
Keep typing! If you write enough, no one will take the time to focus on any single point.
Be as pathetic as possible. It's kind of endearing. Right? RIGHT?
Wobble. It looks smooth. No, seriously. Why can't you always be so fluid in your motions? Only when you drink and easily wobble do you start to become sexy, and fluid. You normally look ridiculous.
Have no shame! That's what would keep you from posting such embarrassing entries.
Hug more often. Seriously. It feels pretty good.
Change your tone. Make it more positive.
Remember that there are people you care about, and who care about you.
Feel good, because you can.
Eat more tacos. Those things are delicious!
Burritos too. Have you ever head a burrito? It's like a taco, but with beans, and wrapped up tight! AMAZING!!! EAT THAT SHIT!!!
End your entries. You've gone on long enough. Cut your shit out.
Thank your friends for being just that: your friends. At least there are a few people gracious and patient enough to put up with you.
Thank you.