Let's get the world.

[dynastic]

Comments

[onlysayitonce]

I want my cookies. |:

[dynastic]

You're not cool enough for cookies. Grovel to me some more and maybe you'll get some. :|

[onlysayitonce]

Whore. |:

I can make you icons. They'd probably suck.

[dynastic]

It takes one to know one, slut. :|

Go right ahead, you won't get any cookies, though.

[onlysayitonce]

You know what you are? A cumguzzling gutterslut. |: With herpes.

Now you're just being spiteful.

[dynastic]

Yeah, well, at least I'm a hot cumguzzling gutterslut. I'm clean, kthx. You probably have both gonorrhea and herpes. :|

I'm being fair, Essa.

[onlysayitonce]

When you say hot, do you mean you have a fever? How many tries did it take you to spell gonorrhea?

How is withholding cookies fair? |:

[dynastic]

No. It took me one try to spell it, thank you.

They're just cookies. There are other things in life. :|

[onlysayitonce]

Pretty sure that doesn't work in your favour. Professional skank much.

Things like "more cookies," "extra cookies," "delicious, delicious cookies." |:

[dynastic]

"Professional skank" has a ring to it, you know.

What about brownies? Those are free. :|

[onlysayitonce]

You would think so.

You gave someone else cookies. |: I'm not feeling the love here.

[dynastic]

Of course. I'm amazing like that.

There is no love. :| Sorry to say it, but the love is nonexistent.

[onlysayitonce]

Amazing at being a dirty flea-ridden whore.

It's a saying. |:

[dynastic]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

You're a saying. :|

[onlysayitonce]

When you say "milkshake" do you mean "yeast infection?"

Your mom's a saying. |: (lol, literally)

[dynastic]

You disgust me.

Your mom is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles. :| (eheheh.)