[Fourth wall event]

[dynast_daughter]

I can not understand why, should they wish us to survive, the scientists would see fit to overpopulate the city.

So great a number... there are hardly enough resources to provide for us all, surely?

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[enlaire]

Hi Ashe ♥

[dynast_daughter]

You know who I am?

Basch has warned me against conversing with you.

[enlaire]

Of course I know who you are, darling. You're the princess of Dalmasca ♥

...I have to apologize for that ;; That was uh. My twin brother using this account to make people think I was a horrible person. I'm so sorry for the confusion.

[dynast_daughter]

I am now Queen of Dalmasca, but... I would know, how is it that you are aware of that? Do you hail from Ivalice?

Oh... I see.

I LOVE HOW THE WHOLE FF XII CAST IS OMG ENLAIRE DON'T TALK TO HER XD SO FUNNY.

[enlaire]

Oh, you are now? Awesome. Must have some great privileges, huh? Yup. Some pretty nice privileges.

You don't believe me, do you.

[dynast_daughter]

Becoming ruler of Dalmasca was never about privileges, for me, but I cannot deny they do exist. Not that I can enjoy them in my current predicament.

It is in my nature to question, particularly when under the advice of a trusted ally. If I am wrong to do so, I apologise, but I must.

[enlaire]

...Dude. Just. Look down the thread below this. HOW CAN YOU EVEN DOUBT WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE.

You're not their favourite person but hey, you're bringing their virtues into question! XD

[dynast_daughter]

I am trying not to look.

\o/ I feel so naughty. Messing with everyone with my old account and this one 8')))

[enlaire]

Well, if you happen to take a glance, SHE HACKED INTO THIS AND DID ALL THAT. Not me.

Tsk tsk~

[dynast_daughter]

She?

...You said your brother was responsible, did you not?

I'm apologizing for this in the morning, I swear.

[enlaire]

...Ah, let's just say he had a few changes made to his body so we'd look more identical. You get the rift, don't you?

[dynast_daughter]

...

He... he changed his gender? Such a thing is not possible, surely.

[enlaire]

Honey, it's the magic we call plastic surgery and hormone drugs. We exchange a few organs for a few select ones, insert something that wasn't there, a few drops of estrogen to make the voice higher and boom goes the dynamite; you're a goddamn girl. Where I come from, anything is possible. Mom had a fit too.

[dynast_daughter]

Plastic surgery? Hormone drugs? I have not heard of any of those terms, and I am well versed in the capabilities of magicks. Still, I understand there are vast differences between worlds; but such a change...

[enlaire]

It's not magic, dearie. It's medicine. They're medical terms. Yeah, it's possible. Takes some time before it becomes realistic, but most of the time, it never does and you totally know when someone's like. A man before. You know?

[dynast_daughter]

I... see.

This day is, without doubt, the most perplexing I have endured for some time.