Nein. Kein Survey!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"can remember there was only one team he ever wanted to" (From David Beckham: The Autobiography)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
A red ribbon on my little christmas tree on my desk
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Sideways. Funny.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:41?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:48 PM. 7 minutes off. BLAST.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Alicia's voice. Makes me smile every time.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking to the car, to rent a movie. Sideways, actually.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The phone. To dial a number.
9. What are you wearing?
Sweater that Alicia bought me. And boxers. Flaaaames boxers.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. Quite Fucked up. I was fighting a giant marshmallow, and I fell into a hole. It was a huge bowl of treacle. Then I woke up. Yeah. Something's wrong with me. I know.
11. When did you last laugh?
Talking with Alicia.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Lots of Manchester United posters, a U2 poster, A world map. A GO Flames Go poster, and two flames team posters. And outlets. Yup. Gooooo Highschool room.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Nice evening time-waster.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Again, Sideways. Made me think. Depression sucks.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I honestly have no Idea. Buy box season tickets at the Metropolitan Opera, season tickets to Manchester United and the Flames, my own private jet, and a car for Alicia, or just something REALLY nice for her.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have a very sharp sense of smell.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make the United States realize that being LIBERAL isn't a CRIME against HUMANITY.
19. Do you like to dance?
No. I suck. Watching me dance is like watching an enormous drunk stick insect trip out on ecstacy whilst having a stroke.
20. George Bush:
Needs to retire. quickly. retire to the bottom of a well...
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rachel, or Siobhan (Shivaun)
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Patrick, or Daniel.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, of course. I would like to live in London some day. *sighs*
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Christ you're a nuisance, but just this once, I'll let you in.
"can remember there was only one team he ever wanted to" (From David Beckham: The Autobiography)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
A red ribbon on my little christmas tree on my desk
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Sideways. Funny.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:41?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:48 PM. 7 minutes off. BLAST.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Alicia's voice. Makes me smile every time.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking to the car, to rent a movie. Sideways, actually.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The phone. To dial a number.
9. What are you wearing?
Sweater that Alicia bought me. And boxers. Flaaaames boxers.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. Quite Fucked up. I was fighting a giant marshmallow, and I fell into a hole. It was a huge bowl of treacle. Then I woke up. Yeah. Something's wrong with me. I know.
11. When did you last laugh?
Talking with Alicia.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Lots of Manchester United posters, a U2 poster, A world map. A GO Flames Go poster, and two flames team posters. And outlets. Yup. Gooooo Highschool room.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Nice evening time-waster.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Again, Sideways. Made me think. Depression sucks.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I honestly have no Idea. Buy box season tickets at the Metropolitan Opera, season tickets to Manchester United and the Flames, my own private jet, and a car for Alicia, or just something REALLY nice for her.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have a very sharp sense of smell.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make the United States realize that being LIBERAL isn't a CRIME against HUMANITY.
19. Do you like to dance?
No. I suck. Watching me dance is like watching an enormous drunk stick insect trip out on ecstacy whilst having a stroke.
20. George Bush:
Needs to retire. quickly. retire to the bottom of a well...
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rachel, or Siobhan (Shivaun)
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Patrick, or Daniel.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, of course. I would like to live in London some day. *sighs*
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Christ you're a nuisance, but just this once, I'll let you in.