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Random thoughts I had at work today, between conversation.
"Hm...What IS the difference between Martini Rosso and Blanco..oh right...red..and white..vermouth. right...."
"Mmmm.....sugar-coated Advil....hhhawwwww"
*blink* Hahahaha (To Marlene) Maybe I should stop taking painkillers! *cough* I mean..yes sir...sorry...ma'am, how may I help you?
Ma'am: "Well...do you know if you have the Big..Rock..stuff? It's.......beery..and everything, it comes in brown bottles.
Me: Ma'am...they all come in brown bottles..
Ma'am: Nonono...You know..the ones with the rooster on the side?
Me: *dies, listens to radio in my head*
"Staaaaabat Maaaater Dooolorosa..dum dum dum.....lusta cruuuuce laacrimoooosa....duuunde pieda triiiibus....cuuuuujus laaaaatus..Nyaww..Schubert's so pretty...Hey...Somebody to Love!..Somebody *Somebody*, SOMEBODY, CAN AAAAAANYBOODY FIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEE Somebody TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...LOHOHOHOHOHOHOVE!!"
*blink* Oh sorry sir...Airmiles with that purchase?
"No..we don't sell "Dave's Best Brew" You stupid idiot"
*blink* No, I'm Sorry sir, unfortunately we don't sell that here. No..no..I don't think Safeway Liquor in Crowfoot sells it either. It's from....Iowa? Hm....I see.
"My God...The Neo-Nazi's dog actually looks like he wants to piss on something. Um...oh no."
NeoNazi: Fritz!! No!! (I am not joking)
"My God..if he brings that fucking Dog in here again I swear to God there will be carnage..yess...hehehehe...caarrrrrnage"
Yes...random thoughts by me..today..at Safeway Liquor. Yay hobbling around on a severely bruised foot for the 10-5 shift. Wheeeeeeeee.
that is all,
DynamoRyan
"Hm...What IS the difference between Martini Rosso and Blanco..oh right...red..and white..vermouth. right...."
"Mmmm.....sugar-coated Advil....hhhawwwww"
*blink* Hahahaha (To Marlene) Maybe I should stop taking painkillers! *cough* I mean..yes sir...sorry...ma'am, how may I help you?
Ma'am: "Well...do you know if you have the Big..Rock..stuff? It's.......beery..and everything, it comes in brown bottles.
Me: Ma'am...they all come in brown bottles..
Ma'am: Nonono...You know..the ones with the rooster on the side?
Me: *dies, listens to radio in my head*
"Staaaaabat Maaaater Dooolorosa..dum dum dum.....lusta cruuuuce laacrimoooosa....duuunde pieda triiiibus....cuuuuujus laaaaatus..Nyaww..Schubert's so pretty...Hey...Somebody to Love!..Somebody *Somebody*, SOMEBODY, CAN AAAAAANYBOODY FIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEE Somebody TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...LOHOHOHOHOHOHOVE!!"
*blink* Oh sorry sir...Airmiles with that purchase?
"No..we don't sell "Dave's Best Brew" You stupid idiot"
*blink* No, I'm Sorry sir, unfortunately we don't sell that here. No..no..I don't think Safeway Liquor in Crowfoot sells it either. It's from....Iowa? Hm....I see.
"My God...The Neo-Nazi's dog actually looks like he wants to piss on something. Um...oh no."
NeoNazi: Fritz!! No!! (I am not joking)
"My God..if he brings that fucking Dog in here again I swear to God there will be carnage..yess...hehehehe...caarrrrrnage"
Yes...random thoughts by me..today..at Safeway Liquor. Yay hobbling around on a severely bruised foot for the 10-5 shift. Wheeeeeeeee.
that is all,
DynamoRyan