Oct 29, 2005 13:49
Takeru Kobayashi
Sport: Competitive Eating and Sexual record holder
Takeru Kobayashi is quite simply a machine.
Career Highlights: The five-time winner of the Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest held each Fourth of July at Coney Island in Brooklyn, New York. In 2004, he broke a contest record, eating 59 hot dogs in 12 minutes. In 2002, he won Fox's Glutton Bowl 1, and in 2003, he just barely lost to a Kodiak bear in a hot dog eating contest on Fox's Man vs. Beast program.
So, why are his opponents scared of him? Have you seen this guy?! Only 131 pounds, Kobayashi is an eating machine. Kobayashi also likes to participate in dvda. He has appeared in such movies as Anal pleasures 3 and Monsters of Facial 1. Takeru also has an insatiable appetite for beastiality. What cant this guy do? Kobayashi has broken 2 of his own records by stuffing not four but five penises(weenies) in his mouth at the same time!
The legend of the sport (and yes, this is a sport!) uses the innovative "Solomon Method" technique when digesting his dogs. A master of the eating style, Koboyashi breaks each hot dog in two, then stuffs both halves in his mouth at once. NFL great William "Refrigerator" Perry tried taking a stab at Koboyashi in 2003 but failed miserably resulting in an extreme and very nasty facial. The 1985 Super Bowl star ate four hot dogs in the competition; Kobayashi had 44 1/2!