Part two comin up!!!!
Im not the kinda guy who would just you know normally give your grandmother a backrub but after three glasses of wine we both loosen up quite a bit! We talk for a while at the dinner table and before I know it we're in her room. Im looking in a closet full of guns at all these weapons her husband used to own. A soft kiss and a warm whisper enters my left ear. My penis is instantly petrified. Get it together Jason, this woman is 65 years old Jason, you need to feed Trumpet Jason, you have no condoms Jason. A million thoughts run through my mind full of cheap red bourbon. I turn to the left. Audrey is her name. She lays on the bed with her arms open wide like she wants to give me a hug. What would my brother do? What would my uncle do? Does this woman know any of my family? Is this some kind of raw animal instinct? I dont understand. Is this a test? Well, here goes nothin!
PART 3 COMIN UP!!!!!!
PART 3 COMIN UP!!!!!!