a series of unfortunate events
The public service announcement:
To my friends and fellow countrymen,
Apparently everything I say can (and certainly will) be used against me...but only after being analyzed, edited, and slandered by a jury of my "peers." So in the hopes of curbing any future crucifixions/burnings at the stake, I suggest we all consent to keep our lips sealed, eyes closed, and resign from truth-telling. I refuse any further questioning, and promise never to mention anything, about anyone, to another breathing human again. Now repeat after me:
"I pledge allegiance, to myself, and the united nation of Jose Cuervo, and to Banana Republic, as Lisa demands, one hater-ation, under facade, indivisible, with no-more-drama for all."
Can I get an amen?
To my friends and fellow countrymen,
Apparently everything I say can (and certainly will) be used against me...but only after being analyzed, edited, and slandered by a jury of my "peers." So in the hopes of curbing any future crucifixions/burnings at the stake, I suggest we all consent to keep our lips sealed, eyes closed, and resign from truth-telling. I refuse any further questioning, and promise never to mention anything, about anyone, to another breathing human again. Now repeat after me:
"I pledge allegiance, to myself, and the united nation of Jose Cuervo, and to Banana Republic, as Lisa demands, one hater-ation, under facade, indivisible, with no-more-drama for all."
Can I get an amen?