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[dynamicduo02]

I do believe I have been here before. You see, back then, I was high all the time due to snorting Windex, thinking it was nose spray for allergies.

SO. Hi, I'm Duo Maxwell. I pilot the Gundam Deathscythe, am amazing, and work as a junk dealer.
I like robots, loud music, and cheeseburgers.
I dislike granny cars, birds, and boring people.

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[schbeikerific]

Clearly, you are a master of MSPaint.

[dynamicduo02]

I AM THANKS FOR NOTICING. <3

[schbeikerific]

Also, I TOLD you that was Windex, not Nasonex.

[dynamicduo02]

THEY BOTH END IN "EX", HOW WAS I TO KNOW.

[schbeikerific]

I TOLD you tha--

Oh never mind, this is par for the course for you anyway. I'm just glad you didn't end up with any weird side effects.

Y'know. Like death.

[dynamicduo02]

I'm immortal. Didn't you know?

[schbeikerific]

I don't doubt it.

[dynamicduo02]

With as many times as my self destruct has malfunctioned someone up there must be pretty damn fond of me.

[schbeikerific]

That or it was wired incorrectly.

[dynamicduo02]

I wire everything perfectly.

[schbeikerific]

I don't know how to tell you this, Duo, but...

[schbeikerific]

Your knowledge of wires bites more asses than AssBiter.

[dynamicduo02]

OHHHHH YOU.

[schbeikerific]

Ohhhhhhhh me.

[dynamicduo02]

le shrug.

[schbeikerific]

...What is AssBiter doing to your leg, Duo?