How to win my respect in one hour
Say you were trying to impress me. Stop laughing. Say you had one hour to get me on your side to help stop something bad from happening to you. But I was skeptical about you. Why shouldn't I be? You need my help, meaning you probably got yourself into some sort of trouble I'd rather have no part of. Anyway, I've given you one hour, and I don't care about your plight but if you had good enough musical taste I would help you (trust me, at some point in my life I will get so fed up with you-who-are-not-me, say in a week or so) what would you play?
Let me save you the trouble of guessing, I've compiled my "Win Kevin's Respect in One Hour" list. For this respect to come forth you must score 10/15
Stand By Me - Ben E. King
Tangled Up in Blue - Bob Dylan
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Just Like Heaven - The Cure
Ooh Child - The Five Stairsteps
The Fallen - Franz Ferdinand
Don't Be Crushed - Hawksley Workman
Don't Change - INXS
Lover, You Should've Come Over - Jeff Buckley
Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips
After the Goldrush - Neil Young
(Sitting on the) Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
Down the Wire - Stephen Fearing
Here Comes the Night - Them
Green Green Grass of Home - Tom Jones
There you have it. Those are the lucky 15, there are other that might win you some sympathy, but unless 10 of these songs are represented, you will get no help from me. less than five, and i will sit back watch and enjoy the consequences of your trouble, I'm apathetic like that, because of you.
On a side note, the human race, save certain individuals whom I would gladly give my life for, disgusts me, disgusts me so much that you could all die and I wouldn't cared, good riddance, happy trails and all that BS. Fuck You.
Let me save you the trouble of guessing, I've compiled my "Win Kevin's Respect in One Hour" list. For this respect to come forth you must score 10/15
Stand By Me - Ben E. King
Tangled Up in Blue - Bob Dylan
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Just Like Heaven - The Cure
Ooh Child - The Five Stairsteps
The Fallen - Franz Ferdinand
Don't Be Crushed - Hawksley Workman
Don't Change - INXS
Lover, You Should've Come Over - Jeff Buckley
Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips
After the Goldrush - Neil Young
(Sitting on the) Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
Down the Wire - Stephen Fearing
Here Comes the Night - Them
Green Green Grass of Home - Tom Jones
There you have it. Those are the lucky 15, there are other that might win you some sympathy, but unless 10 of these songs are represented, you will get no help from me. less than five, and i will sit back watch and enjoy the consequences of your trouble, I'm apathetic like that, because of you.
On a side note, the human race, save certain individuals whom I would gladly give my life for, disgusts me, disgusts me so much that you could all die and I wouldn't cared, good riddance, happy trails and all that BS. Fuck You.