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[dylan_patrick]

Oftentimes I do believe that life made an egregious error and gave me birth at the jolly old age of twenty. So that, on my upcoming twelfth birthday, I shall not be turning 12 but rather, 32. How very droll, Life. I am not unappreciative of what I have been given, rather I cherish the things with which I have been endowed. I do find, however,

Comments

[deirdre_ionuin]

OMG Please never say nipples again.

[dylan_patrick]

You feedback is, as ever, astoundingly helpful.

[deirdre_ionuin]

YOU ARE ELEVEN DON'T SAY NIPPLES!!

[dylan_patrick]

I do believe the proper course of action for a younger brother to take is to traverse the ten minutes to your home and clamor 'NIPPLES' in your ear until you run. And then I do believe I am supposed to give chase.

Would you like me to enact this ritual?

[deirdre_ionuin]

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAA No, I'm good ;)

[dylan_patrick]

Excellent. It does sound rather dreadful.