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[dylan_patrick]

Oftentimes I do believe that life made an egregious error and gave me birth at the jolly old age of twenty. So that, on my upcoming twelfth birthday, I shall not be turning 12 but rather, 32. How very droll, Life. I am not unappreciative of what I have been given, rather I cherish the things with which I have been endowed. I do find, however,

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[empress_tasha]

Next time they bring up nipples, you could always tell them about my piercings. I'd be interested to know the reactions there. Of course, if you use your vocabulary to its fullest extent, I doubt they'll get much past the first three words anyway. Damn plebs.

Ah, what a fortunate knight you are, Sir Dylan, to have won the heart of the fairest Lady in all the land!

[dylan_patrick]

I do tend to at least bring it down to their level when speaking. Otherwise they postulate that I am being a snob.

I am aware of the sempiternal state of my fortuity.

[empress_tasha]

Bah! They know nothing.

Whoa, major points to you. Even I don't know what "sempiternal" means...

[dylan_patrick]

Tis very true, I cannot deny.

It means 'eternal'. But it's showier.

[empress_tasha]

Hehehe.

Oooh yes, very showy! I'll remember that one.