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[dylan_patrick]

My quest to cheer the fair maiden Lydia and her lovely sister Anna was at least in part successful. While only the triumphant return of the brave King Peter will truly bring back the light to my lady's eyes, I will be there for her until that very day and beyond

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[seminalsemiotic]

I'm so very glad you'll still be here with us too, Dylan *smiles* And I shall make sure I wear only colourstay lipstick around you so that I do not besmirch my little knight!

[dylan_patrick]

Yes, Sir Dylan shall not be besmirched!

Can I wear colourstay lipstick as well, Lady Renee? In black, of course. Pink is hardly befitting of a knight.

[seminalsemiotic]

Of course you can, my dear! Only the best for you *smiles* I think that would look absolutely magnificent.

[dylan_patrick]

Looking absolutely magnificent means I will look like you, Lady Renee! Though I doubt I shall be able to hold a candle to the flame of your beauty.

[seminalsemiotic]

Oh, Dylan... you win *big grin* You really are the most chivalrous man to walk these shores. I do believe we shall blaze just as brightly together, like the twin suns of Tatooine!

[dylan_patrick]

Or the moon and it's reflection in the still waters of a crystal lake?

As long as I'm not Anakin, I can handle being a sun of Tatooine!

[seminalsemiotic]

And poetic on top of everything else *wistful sigh* You are going to be the most sought-after boy in London, I hope you realise.

I don't know, I think you would look rather splendid with Episode III Anakin-length hair. Like a warrior who has spent months in the field of battle, developing a rugged and heroic look *grins*

[dylan_patrick]

That is true, I should don his hairstyle! I have more charisma in my little pinky however.

I'm modest too. I think I get that from Deirdre. Or my mother. I'm sure it's genetic. The vanity gene, found on chromosome 12.

[seminalsemiotic]

... You know more about science than I do. Just so long as it isn't the midi-chlorians.

Modesty is overrated, and charisma is all. For example, I am a delectible sex-pot, if I do say so myself *smiles*

[dylan_patrick]

You are indeed that, Lady Renee! It seems we have both inherited the gene! But it works for us!

And I may have been bored so I looked up a website on genetics just to see how it all worked. It had a stupid little animated chromosome dancing around, but other than that it was incredibly informative.

[seminalsemiotic]

I shall name him Chromedome. And thank you! No doubt we shall have the entire world wrapped around our charismatic pinkie fingers ere long *winks*