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[dylan_patrick]

My quest to cheer the fair maiden Lydia and her lovely sister Anna was at least in part successful. While only the triumphant return of the brave King Peter will truly bring back the light to my lady's eyes, I will be there for her until that very day and beyond

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[deirdre_ionuin]

Oh my Dylan Patrick, you have no idea how glad I am that you don't have to leave. I was going to miss you so much and now I don't have to!

And I am glad I never DID have to hear the sexual relations...

You and Lady Lydia bring the largest smile to my face, Kiddo. Keep it up.

[dylan_patrick]

According to our mother, Patrick the...Loserfreak was it? He never had problems keeping it up.

[deirdre_ionuin]

WHY DO YOU DO IT, DYLAN!? WHY?!

[dylan_patrick]

Because making your face match your hair is endlessly amusing. Like telling Mam about your two girlfriends. I told you they'd hear the squeal in Blackpool. And they did, didn't they?

[deirdre_ionuin]

I'll tickle you again! I am stronger than you, you know!

[dylan_patrick]

Indeed you are, Warrior Deirdre. But I, Sir Dylan, am faster. And I shall not give in to your idle threats!

[deirdre_ionuin]

*snort* I love you. Some come downstairs, I want to stuff you full of cheese!

[dylan_patrick]

...

You mean feed me cheese, correct?

[deirdre_ionuin]

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

But yes...I mean feed you cheese. Cheesy cheese of cheeseness.

[dylan_patrick]

Cheesy cheese of cheeseness. I think we've found your motto, Deirdre. Congratulations.

[deirdre_ionuin]

Sir Dylan the Dead. Hey, I think we found yours!

[dylan_patrick]

That's not a motto, that is a title, Lady Deirdre.

[deirdre_ionuin]

....

Damn.